Subject: Odd that you couldn't find my userpage...
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Posted on: 2014-08-02 22:07:00 UTC
I've been a contributor to wikia (specifically the official Metroid and Halo game wikis) for the better part of five years now.
Okay, the story is this. I feel like shit, so I, being the trusting guy I am, google search "FIMfiction Luna sick" in the hopes I can find a fic of Princess Luna being sick and it not being badfic, because Luna is best pony.
The result I got had Luna sick and I guess being in character under the circumstances of her sunny sister being EXTREMELY OOC.
I popped in on the third chapter (not realizing which chapter it was) and when Tia came on scene I almost puked.
I'm too sick for this shit.
It's trollfic. Pretty good trollfic, too; it's actually so-bad-it's-amusing.
Let's see what goodies we can pick up today.
Today we shall look at Harry Potter badfics.
PREPARE FOR DUMPING
http://www.quotev.com/story/5136020/I-Am-Strong/
http://www.quotev.com/story/3750426/ChoicesHarry-Potter-story/
http://www.quotev.com/story/5172414/Two-times-a-half-blood/
http://www.quotev.com/story/5102069/The-Slytherin-and-The-Gryffindor-Fred-Weasley-Love/
http://www.quotev.com/story/4260665/Enchanted-Albus-Potter-Love-Story/
http://www.quotev.com/story/4935087/Harry-Daniels-and-The-Order-Of-The-Shadow-Phoenix/
http://www.quotev.com/story/4597958/A-Sirens-Love-Song-Sirius-Black/
http://www.quotev.com/story/5208154/I-Think-Explosions-are-Cute/
DUMP COMPLETE
As per the usual, I just picked out suspicious looking 'fics and haven't actually read them.
So yeah.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
World-Jumper and I are behind on actually doing the mission for it, but it needs to die.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9926560/1/
THREE alicorn Sues/Stus and bad geography all over the place.
Ok. This one's... this one's got it all. In addition to the horrifying concept of a Stu / Xenomorph pairing, we have gigantic errors in continuity, timesquiggles, atrocious prose, a whole Stu faction, mild soapboxing, pointless cameo crossovers (or is that crossover cameos?), bad science of every description, hideous pacing, inexplicable invocation of the letter 'm', and worst of all soul-crushing boredom.
NSFW, NSFB, callous, and strange. I bring you "Alien Companion": http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/165379.html (Link leads to a spork, in case you couldn't tell).
Also, staking my personal claim on this little sap-fest, "Halo: The True Meaning of Christmas": https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4706392/1/HaloTheTrueMeaningof_Christmas
Also, can I just stick these on the relevant wiki pages myself, or does an Important Person have to do that?
The claimed and unclaimed badfic pages are specially protected to prevent vandalizing. After signing up to the wiki, you have to wait some days before you can edit these pages. (Signing up creates a User page for you, and since I couldn’t find AdmiralSakai on the wiki, I assume you didn’t sign up yet. If you use another name there, just ignore me.)
HG
I've been a contributor to wikia (specifically the official Metroid and Halo game wikis) for the better part of five years now.
I looked for you at Category:Users
HG
You can put it on the claimed if you want. I'm just trusting my luck that if I say "mine" while sharing it, people won't remember the fic.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/72897/Breeker-Dude
I want the Dick Hardbones one. Breaks the time-travel rules of Back to the Future, Dick is a purposefully unlikeable character, they include a Parkinson's joke, and the whole thing is worthy of Bleep-products.
The Magic Schoolbus one has Miss Frizzle use the schoolbus' powers to seize power and create a totalitarian empire.
Bang is a trollfic where Neville Longbottom is a school shooter. He injects Harry and Hermione with polyjuice potion that turns them into their actors and then makes scathing comments.
I'll try not to overload you this time. (I get the feeling I post too many links on all these threads. ^^;)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10528765/1/Do-You-Know-Hermione
It digs its own grave.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10309102/1/Geronimo-Stilton-INTERPOL-The-Beginning
Props for choosing a kid's book series, but on the other hand...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10507407/1/The-Angels-and-the-Gods
The author outright states she left out, quote, "Tony Stark removing the thing- I don't know what it's called- in his chest." Also, the only thing reasonable about the Sue is her name.
That Hermione one... um... first chapter and I'm predicting that it's not going to explore the full effect of no Voldemort.
The second one, don't know the canons but it seems a bit unrealistic.
Third one, I don't know Hawkeye that well, but he seems like a professional. He might have one cross thought about babysitting, but I'd imagine he'd be focused.
I still don't know enough about LOTR to judge, but this appendix is pretty special. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/933774/15/The-Fellowship-of-the-NazGirls
Haven't you claimed enough 'fics already? I mean, people told you that before, and you don't seem like you're trying for Permission any time soon...
Neshomeh cleaned up the claimed 'fics page a month or two ago and I said to move all my claimed 'fics to the unclaimed page.
So yeah.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Still, the attitude of claiming lots of stuff... doesn't work. Generally speaking, you want to claim whatever you're working on and maybe one, two future fics. Like, in my case, two WiP fics, one future.
Ah, another thread for badfics, eh?
I know I already detailed this here, but I found a Kid Icarus fanfic that involves a horribly OOC self-harming alcoholic Pit, a completely uncanonical history for him, and a Sue angel who's his love interest. *The armor bird squawks angrily.* Ah well, might as well leave it on the board for all to see before I head off to Europe tomorrow!
An Angel's Secret by goat_lover4444
(Also, I've finally figured out how to do text links on the board. Turns out it's the same as how they do it on deviantART! Funny, ain't it?)
Actually, it's pretty much just HTML. But yeah.