Why don't people try with badfic? by
zdimensia
on 2014-08-04 13:51:00 UTC
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[[[UNPARSABLE SUBJECT LINE]]] by
99Hedgehog
on 2014-08-03 01:11:00 UTC
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Try reading 'The Lost Land'. by
Iximaz
on 2014-08-02 17:23:00 UTC
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World-Jumper and I are behind on actually doing the mission for it, but it needs to die.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9926560/1/
THREE alicorn Sues/Stus and bad geography all over the place.
Ugh... by
AdmiralSakai
on 2014-08-02 16:45:00 UTC
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Ok. This one's... this one's got it all. In addition to the horrifying concept of a Stu / Xenomorph pairing, we have gigantic errors in continuity, timesquiggles, atrocious prose, a whole Stu faction, mild soapboxing, pointless cameo crossovers (or is that crossover cameos?), bad science of every description, hideous pacing, inexplicable invocation of the letter 'm', and worst of all soul-crushing boredom.
NSFW, NSFB, callous, and strange. I bring you "Alien Companion": http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/165379.html (Link leads to a spork, in case you couldn't tell).
Also, staking my personal claim on this little sap-fest, "Halo: The True Meaning of Christmas": https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4706392/1/HaloTheTrueMeaningof_Christmas
Also, can I just stick these on the relevant wiki pages myself, or does an Important Person have to do that?
This author does nothing but WTF by
zdimensia
on 2014-08-02 14:35:00 UTC
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https://www.fanfiction.net/u/72897/Breeker-Dude
I want the Dick Hardbones one. Breaks the time-travel rules of Back to the Future, Dick is a purposefully unlikeable character, they include a Parkinson's joke, and the whole thing is worthy of Bleep-products.
The Magic Schoolbus one has Miss Frizzle use the schoolbus' powers to seize power and create a totalitarian empire.
Bang is a trollfic where Neville Longbottom is a school shooter. He injects Harry and Hermione with polyjuice potion that turns them into their actors and then makes scathing comments.
Here we go again... by
eatpraylove
on 2014-08-02 14:33:00 UTC
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I'll try not to overload you this time. (I get the feeling I post too many links on all these threads. ^^;)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10528765/1/Do-You-Know-Hermione
It digs its own grave.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10309102/1/Geronimo-Stilton-INTERPOL-The-Beginning
Props for choosing a kid's book series, but on the other hand...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10507407/1/The-Angels-and-the-Gods
The author outright states she left out, quote, "Tony Stark removing the thing- I don't know what it's called- in his chest." Also, the only thing reasonable about the Sue is her name.
Think I found a LOTR one. by
zdimensia
on 2014-08-02 11:35:00 UTC
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I still don't know enough about LOTR to judge, but this appendix is pretty special. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/933774/15/The-Fellowship-of-the-NazGirls
A tangential little plug... by
SkarmorySilver
on 2014-08-02 05:23:00 UTC
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Ah, another thread for badfics, eh?
I know I already detailed this here, but I found a Kid Icarus fanfic that involves a horribly OOC self-harming alcoholic Pit, a completely uncanonical history for him, and a Sue angel who's his love interest. *The armor bird squawks angrily.* Ah well, might as well leave it on the board for all to see before I head off to Europe tomorrow!
An Angel's Secret by goat_lover4444
(Also, I've finally figured out how to do text links on the board. Turns out it's the same as how they do it on deviantART! Funny, ain't it?)