I am not going to claim that Harry Potter is one of my core fandoms by a long stretch, but I read all of the books at least three times each, which gave me enough fandom-attachment for that filth to make me feel like I'd been punched in the throat. I am almost certain that this Suethor created the anti-Herminone. Literally everything about her personality is swapped almost the full one hundred eighty degrees. And the dialogue attribution, sweet Eris! If someone's own OCs are so like their depictions of canon characters that a reader cannot tell them apart, which is in itself a huge problem, they should at least not have a canon and an OC speak in the same conversation without letting the reader know which character is saying which line! Just... uugghhhh.

Are you missioning this yourself? If you aren't, I suggest finding out who the most fervent Harry Potter fan in the PPC is, sending them the link, and saying "THIS BLOODY THING NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOW." You can do it without the capital letters if you so wish.

I can't access any of the fanfics on that page because the links on the Google Document wouldn't work, something about needing permission from the document's original author, so I had to look most of those up myself. Some of the fics have been removed since that document's creation and, I don't think that everything on that list was irredeemable enough to be missioned, but most of them are, especially the Star Fleet Magic series. One word: UUUGGGHHHHH.
If you want help from others with that one, you could trick some agents (in-universe, of course; actual co-writers would read the fic first) into thinking that it was a crossover with Star Trek. Once they were inside, they'd realize that it wasn't, but one of your agents could respond with "Well, there's not much My Little Pony in here, either, is there?" Wait, that sounded better in my head. Either way, any hard feelings that the other agents retain for being tricked could be resolved through the magic of blowing up dimensional aberrations. There's no bonding quite like the bonding that happens when you destroy a mutual enemy together!

On another note, that Through the Eyes of Another Pony fic is possibly the most egregious Humans in Equestria author avatar that I have ever seen. Notably, I haven't seen very many, because I usually stay away from them unless they're obvious jokes(Choose Your Own Adventure: Brony Hero of Equestria comes to mind there, especially since it was actually pretty funny.), but that one... no. Just no. He contaminates the canon ruthlessly, he can't keep consistent for his own rules about any of the new components, and he turns Nightmare Moon's story of jealousy, loss, and madness into "Luna was possessed by a ghost the whole time, and now a second human is controlling that ghost". And the Author Avatar seduces Luna and gives her access to the Internet. Excuse me while I vent my fury through loud outbursts of Angrish.

For all I say below about laughing at badfic...I can't. I really can't. It's because Star Trek is how I got into fandom and fanfiction, so I'm more used to seeing things there. But Percy Jackson...this hurts. HOW DARE SHE BREAK UP PERCABETH TO PUT PERCY WITH A MAIDEN GODDESS! HOW DARE - *runs off to find bleepolate before I start ranting*

Ok, I'm sorry, I'm listening to that song, and all that's going through my head (besides, 'oh, hey, I didn't realize the show had songs') is, 'how exactly does anyone equate that singing pink pony with Batman??'

(Ok, fine, it was also a very cute song. Thanks for sharing :) )

Now, to the actual topic--I do agree with you that this fic's awful quality (and I barely even read any of it, so...that's how bad it is) does make it a candidate for at least one of those categories. Most likely the Bleepfic one, unless it's better known by the community than I think it is...of course, it may become better heard of once there's a mission for it :)

On a slightly different note, I'd like to submit this fic for Bleepfic status, at the very least. For being a terrible songfic without disclaimers, for consisting of disconnected chapters consisting of song lyrics with run-on sentences before and after the lyrics, for exceedingly random and unexplained crossovers (including TOS, Star Wars, and I don't even want to know what else), for odd instances of 21st century movies, ads, and music appearing in the 23rd century, for mentioning Picard before he's even bloody well born-- *deep breath* For all this and more, and for the complete and utter ruination of Spock's character--to whit, forcing him to act like a whiny, emotional, human teenager instead of a stoic, logical, half-Vulcan thirty-year-old--for badly-written romance, for badly-formatted songs, for revealing no grasp of the ideas and characters in Star Trek, for currently being 61 chapters of bad songfic and intending to reach 100 chapters, this fic is condemned to be PPC'd and its characters exorcized with extreme prejudice. Although the way it's going, Spock'll be a replacement, and can be charged and terminated with extreme prejudice.

Do you see why I don't like this fic? It made me run away screaming and crying for goodfic after stupidly reading thirteen chapters at once. Considering that those chapters included Spock singing the words "listen to your heart", an actual, plausible plot (minus the singing) that was ruined by the text after the song, an unexplained Star Wars crossover, Spock grinned ear to ear, a chapter with a plot that would work perfectly and be almost completely in character--if only the Star Trek characters were Blaine Anderson and the Warblers from Glee, SPOCK yelling 'WOOHOO' (as part of a song), some random person named Borris (not a clue where he came from, and I don't remember him in canon), Picard being mentioned a century before his birth, and, the coup de 'grace', the entire Enterprise crew going to McCoy's "family ranch" on shore leave. All 400 of them. Yeah. That's the bit where I ran away screaming. I mean, it was just too much. Spock had been replaced by a human teenager back in chapter 32, McCoy was living in a dump before he joined Starfleet, Spock had Single Tear Syndrome, and McCoy is seriously in love with old music and movies in this fic. Seriously, he sees an ad for Toy Story 3, has a ridiculously old (by his time, anyway) song as his ringtone (and I'll bet the phone itself looks very 21st century in design), and he's been watching Star Wars recently. I think he may be addicted to a very strange history channel.

Oh, yes, and here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8860223/1/rare-musical-moments-on-the-USS-Enterprise Read it if you dare. I'm also claiming the bloody thing, although I wouldn't mind a co-writer when the time comes to actually take it on. Oh, and did I mention it spawns mini-tribbles as well? Not too many, but they're there.

Ugh. Off to skim through the new chapters and eat several bars of Bleepolate...

~DawnFire

I don't actually see them in badfic that much. Just Shaundrah and Jack Russel. Doesn't mean that we don't need a class, though. Sues and Stus do underestimate the capabilities of many Trekverse villains. Ooh, Lore would have something to say about his lusters. "I am not the 'bad boy' version of Data! I'm a VILLAIN!"

I think she's confusing the Borg with beings of supernatural evil because she's "CHRISTAIN". Not Christian, mind you, the capslocked, misspelled version. That, and that "Harry Potter Turns to the Lord" is the only story in her favorites, suggest to me that she's not particularly sane about her religion, therefore may be labeling anything bad as supernatural evil, rather than working within the Star Trek universe, which does not label anything as "evil". The Borg were the closest, then Seven happened and we saw more nuances.

Yes, when I call for backup, the DTO will be on my list. As will the DTE. :)

Oh gods...Just looked at her profile. Remember how she mentioned her "cosine" Amy? Well, said trig function has an account.
And they're co-writing a story. With Captain Picard's daughter, T'Ashlynn. I kid you not.

Head, meet desk.

Actually, I know exactly why water was such a problem. It's because that 'Sue is still making them use 'nanaprobes', which clearly don't mix well with water.


AAARGH! *Bangs head on wall*

I apologize for the mental scarring.

I'm actually not completely convinced this is a troll. Check her profile. She's changed it since I first saw it, yet the same sort of things are on it - she lives in Canada, but goes to the US because she likes the malls better, she dislikes Olive Garden because she got food poisoning. She's specified that said mall is in Buffalo, NY, which is quite close to the border. Either she's genuine, or this troll took notes on their online persona and changed the profile just to make it look like she's recently visited Buffalo. Awfully dedicated.

Well, this was planned as a second mission. And the first mission is going to go horribly, horribly wrong.

Also, I've found Pinkie's advice helps with dealing with badfic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPte1uijDw At the very least, it should cheer you up.

That's why my agents are in the Star Trek division. They don't have any missions yet, but they will be tackling only Trek.