Subject: What I've come up with.
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Posted on: 2014-05-30 15:46:00 UTC

These are probably not my Ultimate Answers, because there are so many things I know I'm not thinking of, but it's something.

1. My favorite villain is Scorpius from Farscape. He's brilliant, well-spoken, ruthless, and incredibly disciplined—when he looses his cool, you know it's time to run away really, really fast. And that's not just an expression. Being a hybrid of the cold-loving Sebacean race and the heat-generating Scarran race, his own body is constantly at war with itself, and he has to wear a cooling suit with a cooling rod that goes right into his brain to keep from overheating. The fact that he overcomes this physical difficulty with little to no help and manages to work himself up into a position of power in the notoriously xenophobic Peacekeeper military shows you exactly the kind of determined genius you're dealing with when Scorpius is in the picture. He never wastes energy, he is always charming (well, almost always), and he gets things done. He is just awesome.

2. My first thought for this one was Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? He's crazy, he puts that poor little cartoon shoe in the Dip (scarred me for life), he looks somehow wrong the whole time and then his whole body melts off and his eyes pop out and HOLY CRAP AHHH. He's classic wet-your-pants scary.

I also thought of the guy from Red Dragon, whose name I can't remember right now. Anybody who murders his family pets is horrifying. Not to mention the many other disturbing things in that book, which I can't even remember because my brain has blocked them out. (That whole book is psychologically disturbing. This is the whole point, though. I recommend it!)

3. Least effective villain I can think of is what's-her-name from Divergence. You know, the blonde Erudite lady who decides her caste is best fit to control the others, being so smart and all, and then gets foiled by a couple of kids who joined the caste famed for being brawny and reckless. Her plan was stupid, her reasons for coming up with it in the first place were stupid, and literally all I can remember about her is thinking how stupid she was.

4. I'm not sure I can properly articulate this one, but all I can think of for most sympathetic villain is the Lone Power from the Young Wizards series. It's tricky because He* is literally the Devil, and every other Being of Ultimate Evil you've ever heard of. He's the guy who invented pain, suffering, and death, and He spends His time tempting newly formed intelligences over to the ways of entropy so as to speed up the end of the Universe. But... He had a good reason? Entropy is why we have time. Death is why we appreciate life. Pain and suffering are what drive us to create, so we can overcome them.

And the thing is, His siblings, the other Powers That Be, They want Him back. The fact that They rejected Him in the first place is half the problem. They didn't like His ideas, so He went rogue and forced them on Creation anyway, so things are really screwed up—but they don't have to be. The PTBs and the One (read: God), who give the wizards their power to fight the Lone One, don't want Him destroyed, They want Him redeemed. And so do I.

* Technically all the Powers That Be are genderless, and usually referred to as It, but that's kinda weird. And so is capitalizing all the pronouns, but oh well.

~Neshomeh

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