Subject: Re: Survey on Villainy
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Posted on: 2014-05-29 22:32:00 UTC

1) Whatever overlord put together the list if 'Things I must not do if I am an evil overlord' list. Wait, that doesn't count? Hmm... If I ever find a villain who does the sensible things and kill the hero immediately instead of sentencing him to a slow death by a watery pit of hungry crocodiles armed with lasers and then stand there and laugh, saying 'Escape is impossible!', then that's the one I vote for.

2) Fenrir Greyback from Harry Potter. Not only is he a sick cannibal whose favorite targets are children, but he also gives this 'I'm going to rape you' vibe. I still sometimes have nightmares about him.

3) The Grunts from any Pokemon villain team. Usually when the player storms the team's secret headquarters, the Grunts will randomly tell you important information after you beat them and are sometimes insanely stupid. Best example would have to be in X/Y when you're about to clear out the Kalos power plant and need a key to get in. The Grunt blocking the way says something like "Oh no! I've dropped the key! I think I last had it when I was standing nine steps east of where I am now! Maybe if I used the Dowsing Machine, I could find it!"

4) Megamind. He tried so hard to be bad, but he was kind of... bad at that. I want to give him a hug. :)

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