Subject: Niiice!
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Posted on: 2014-05-07 21:54:00 UTC
Ha, ha, ha! I hope you're all having as much fun as I am. These are great!
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Best Mary Sue Insults by
on 2014-05-06 21:40:00 UTC
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So, I was writing in my notes, trying to think of some good humor for my PPC missions that I could stash away and use later, and I began to drift off on a tangent. I began thinking of "Yo mama" jokes, but then it came to me. I need to have one or more of my agents give some epic Mary Sue insults.
Here is what I came up with so far.
1. "You're such a Mary Sue, you think 'conflict' is a type of cereal."
2. "You're such a Mary Sue, you bathe in the drool of canon characters."
3. "You're such a Mary Sue, you should grow a few more heads to hold all that impossible forbidden knowledge."
4. "You're such a Mary Sue, your mother says 'thank you' when you call her fat."
5. "You're such a Mary Sue, there are no words for it. You know why? Because they all went into describing your face and your anorexia."
Can anyone else think of any more? -
Re: Best Mary Sue Insults by
on 2014-05-07 21:46:00 UTC
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You're such a Mary Sue that Rapunzel asks you for hair-care tips.
You're such a Mary Sue that Doctor Doolitle is jealous of all your cute animal friends.
You're such a Mary Sue that Imelda Marcos borrowed shoes from you.
You're such a Mary Sue that men are queuing up to be your Designated Misogynist Bastard.
You're such a Mary Sue that people are scuba diving in the deep limpid pools of your eyes. -
Niiice! by
on 2014-05-07 21:54:00 UTC
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Ha, ha, ha! I hope you're all having as much fun as I am. These are great!
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Hopping on the Bandwagon by
on 2014-05-07 03:38:00 UTC
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You're such a Mary Sue, unicorns want you for Christmas.
You're such a Mary Sue, Wolverine and Batman think your past is too tortured.
You're such a Mary Sue, scientists have tried to replicate your smile to use as the first nonrenewable light source.
You're such a Mary Sue, Excalibur thought King Arthur was you.
You're such a Mary Sue, the poor, hungry, and sick worry about you.
Yeah, these get kind of convoluted as they go on. -
Re: Mary Sue insults by
on 2014-05-06 23:36:00 UTC
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"Your mother was a Mary Sue, and your father smelt of body spray!" (A classic. Use on OCs, with caution.)
"When the Bard said 'Tis too much proved that with devotion's visage/And pious action we do sugar o'er/The devil himself', he probably had you in mind." (Or 'one may smile and smile, and be a villain.')
"You're such a Mary Sue that Bella Swan hates your guts!" (Followed without fail by choruses of "Ohhhh!" or "Daaayum, son!")
"You're such a Mary Sue, Shelob could use you as bait!"
"You're such a Mary Sue the entire fashion industry went broke trying to replicate your outfit!"
"Hey, Glitter-brain, I got a message from Aphrodite for you. She says if you make one more canon character fall in love with you, she'll come down here and strangle you herself!"
"You're such a Mary Sue, you could feed an army of minis for a month!" -
Cartman Laugh by
on 2014-05-07 00:28:00 UTC
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Ha, ha, ha! These are good. Nice imagination.
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Ooh, let me try some! by
on 2014-05-06 21:53:00 UTC
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"You're such a Mary Sue, even Voldemort fell in love with you!" (Because Rowling said he is literally incapable of love, if anyone needs a reference.)
"You're such a Mary Sue, artists had to invent another color wheel just for you!" (And then another... and then another...)
"You're such a Mary Sue, your breasts could be used as a floatation device!"
"You're such a Mary Sue, we could use you at a disco!"
"Yr sch mry s ll th vwls rn wy frm y." (You're such a Mary Sue all the vowels ran away from you. Yeah, I know it's not the best.)
"You're such a Mary Sue, Noah used you to get all the animals aboard!"
Meh, I was kind of stretching for the last few. -
Ha, ha, ha! by
on 2014-05-06 21:59:00 UTC
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Good ones!
No, it's okay. As long as it is funny, you may use references to any religion. I don't mind. (However, there is obviously a fine line in this case between funny and offensive.)