That My Immortal parody sounds magnificent! (Haven't read the original, but I have heard of it. *shivers*) Don't worry, it takes all kinds to make a community.

I see you're interested in different kinds of magic. Have a replica of Miss Tick's pointy hat, complete with flowers and a spring at the back ;)

My name is 99Hedgehog but feel free to call me 99. Anyways, here, have a Servo Skull!

The Emperor Protects!

Welcome! Let me point you toward the holy trinity of Constitution, Wiki and Original Series (links on top of the Board), and also give you a cup of tea, which most certainly won't try to eat you.
-Hides the skeletons-
Uhm. You said you write a parody of "My Immortal"? May we please have a link? I, at least, am curious.

And ever since 2011, all plovers have been courtesy Fluttershy.

Always good to see a fellow Potterhead Brony. *hugs*

Have a moo-ing tortoise! Name him whatever you like, as long as you promise to keep him away from sawdust. He breathes fire.

Welcome aBoard!

We love newbies here, so take your shoes off, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!

As a welcome gift, I gift you the music of one Karlheinz Stockhausen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzZfMzba5I

Hello and welcome!

I give to you now a lined infinite notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

Take this X-men jacket and Nightcrawler plushie

well,hello.

I'm also new here.

so,you like old fantasy books,huh?

well,see you around!

Welcome to the board, I hope you have a good time while you're here. For your newbie gift, have a collection of potato chips that look like presidents. Because I'm sure that will come in handy at some point in time.