I haven't really got anything to give you… so… (snatches a mop from a passing janitor) Here!

Hello and welcome!

I give to you now a line Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't look at it straight on.

-Aila

Take this X-men jacket and Nightcrawler Plushie. Go on

Have you read the Original Series yet? That's basically what we're all writing fanfics of. Have an inspirational comic: http://zenpencils.com/comic/50-neil-gaiman-make-good-art/

Hey, just by introducing yourself, you're already a member. Hello! Have a mewing buffalo! He likes cheesecake.

The only things you really need to remember are 1) be polite and 2) check your SPaG *nudge nudge*

Another Pokemon fan? Awesome! I'm challenging you to a battle! Go, Bulbasaur!

...just by being here.
So, who are you? Male or female? Where can we go to read your fanfics? What do you like? What country do you live in?
There's so much more fun to have!
But can you please write with proper grammar? That is, after all, what our organization is based on.
Otherwise, come on in! Partcipate in discussions and just generally have fun! Read the Original Series, read the Wiki, chat with us, and RELAX. We are not a completely serious community.
Wait a bit until you ask for Permission, kay?
And your present! A shiny, new, goden Spork!

~Kitty ^_^