Subject: *pats on the back*
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Posted on: 2013-03-17 09:06:00 UTC
Yeah, you really should. If you choke to death on tea, then we lose our catgirl dominatrix. We need such a character for the Shipfic Fest.
Subject: *pats on the back*
Author:
Posted on: 2013-03-17 09:06:00 UTC
Yeah, you really should. If you choke to death on tea, then we lose our catgirl dominatrix. We need such a character for the Shipfic Fest.
I need to stop drinking tea when I read these...
Very funny! Only why do people keep writing me as a dominatrix...? -head tilts-
Affectionately, of course. But still. :P
Yeah, you really should. If you choke to death on tea, then we lose our catgirl dominatrix. We need such a character for the Shipfic Fest.
'Cause, well... I kinda do that a lot IRL.
It was equal parts hilarious and oh-god-that's-the-role-I-have-for-these-now. Hence the headdesk.
*throws ball of wool at KittyNoodles* Let's see if Kitty/Ball-of-wool works.
-spends a good hour playing with ball of wool-
I'm not sure why, but there's something about cats that if women imitate them, it's considered attractive. I think it's the way they slink around, and act cold and aloof. Note how the other one had you scratching, and I had you purring.
Yep, it's the cat thing.
-Does an imitation of a hissing cat-
That reminds me that I sometimes scare people with that. It's fun.
That...actually sounds like something I would do (getting us all together and receiving a ban from the town, that is). This is why I am not allowed to be bored :-D "Banned from Argo" also came to my mind! Let's hope no one ends up walking with their feet a yard apart ;-)
Wh-WHAT. XD
As for why I'm not allowed to be bored? Well... there was the time I enacted the "Epiphany" scene from Sweeney Todd in the middle of town, then the time my friends and I played "subway tag" through the entirety of Nürnberg... There are plenty more examples! I wish I could take credit for the reenactment of the Silmarillion in art class, but that was a friend's "fault". It was still awesome though :-)
How long did THAT take?
It ended when the teacher from next door came in (ours got called off and left us unsupervised, thinking that eleventh graders were old enough to know better) and asked us what the heck was going on, why was Andrea duct-taped to the wall by her wrist and was that smoke she smelled? By that time it had been going on for about 45 minutes... with a LOT of improv, as half the class had no idea what was happening. Also, it was out of order, cause we were already on Beren and Luthien and the... Dagor Bragollach, I believe. Yes, simultaneously. Yeah, Maedhros/Andrea got forgotten about... Oh, and Feanor (yours truly) was still alive, thwapping Morgoth with a pencil case. C'mon, I wanted my Silmarils/notebook back!
Eh, I was just quoting the chorus from Banned from Argo, which I figure enough people know well enough to recognize anyway.
I'm definitely in for this one. GO ON. DO YOUR WORST.
At least my Latin post managed to do some good! Really put a smile on my face.
(Nit-pick: Check the posts mentioning the plural of Deus ex Machina again: you should have written dei ex machinis or dei ex machina.)
Lest anyone get any funny ideas of shipping me, I'm out!
This is awesome! Much better than my ficlet, in which Tray-Gnome is apparently an illithid/squirrel hybrid...or something o.O (there we see the necessity of engaging Mr. Brain before writing)
I liked your ficlet a ton. There's nothing like extremely thinly veiled innuendo! Plus it indirectly spawned an adorable mini, which I should probably claim.
Sorry, just saw this! Yeah, you should go claim the nano-squirrel down there... Iss kyoot (probably).
'Cause, well... he does.
I object to this baseless insinuation that I have any flexibility or fine motor control! I have been capable of tripping over flat ground in sneakers before, and the idea that I can play Twister is simply untrue!
And I'm the idiot who took fourteen years to realize it isn't smart to run through a crowded basketball court.
But then, I did gymnastics for ages, so I dunno if that means anything.
But I'm not Turian. And it does so count. You just jealous.
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth.
THAT'S THE REASON WE NEEDED TO WRITE A REVENGE SHIP IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU TWIT. XD
Seriously, whoever created the game must've been planning that. There are so many possible embarassing, awkward or funny outcomes that I can't count them.
Hell, at a friend's birthday party she had the terrible idea to let her boyfriend call out the colors himself instead of using the roulette thingy when it was her turn... and she was wearing a skirt. Cue boyfriend deliberately choosing the colors in order to try to get a pantyshot.
He failed, but it was funny nevertheless.
Ah, tildes...
I guess it wouldn't be hard for Agents to get a crate or two of them. Doujins (and Japanes fangirls' fics) are full of them.
I know what the tildes mean!
The Tidlies told me to, WHY DON'T YOU F&*%ING UNDERSTAND?!
I'm not even a fan of Call of Duty, but I had to make that reference.
...What?
OBJECTION!
I don't play EVE anymore. YOU FAIL AT CHARACTER WRITING XD
Pffthahaha, well played.
YOU MENTIONED EVE IN THE IRC VERY RECENTLY!
Manfred von Karma also never said 'Mr. Wrong.'
I demand you unmask yourself this instant, you foolish fool of a fool's fool!
It's a legal-themed video game.
Seriously, I wasn't expecting to see gifs outside of tumblr. And then there's all of these anime-like lawyers in fancy clothes, and then there's River, and I just can't.
~DF
MegamanNG does the best ones ever. It's like watching a weird anime (9 out of 10 times).
I demand you end this charade! Now!
...but the flood of Edgeworth GIFs totally made me forget.
(Shoot, I'm totally blanking out here! If I don't say something quick, the judge will rule in his favor!)
T'hihihi-
T'hihihihihi-
No, really. Kitty as a dominatrix? I'm not sure whether to fall on the floor laughing or stare dumbfounded at the screen.
I'm about as dominant as a teddy bear! XD
23, female, 5'1'' short, brunette.
Did I miss something here?
I guess things get heated when couples play Shadowrun... *can't find a way to make a joke about it*
And my attempt at making a lame joke failed because my brain apparently thinks that my jokes are too lame to even try thinking them.
5'2", blue-gray eyes, petite, dark brown hair (shoulder-length), tends to wear steampunk stuff whenever possible. Prefers female pronouns; doesn't care about how she's shipped with people. Have fun.
I don't think I'm necessarily going to write a shipfic, that's just not my thing, but feel free to make one about me. (Then again, KittyReice has been pricking at my mind...as well as Dawn of Vulcan...) This should be interesting.
If you decide you need information on my appearance, I would be happy to tell you, though I'm kinda interested in seeing what you think of me from my board persona, rather than me just telling you.
Now, while I wait to see what happens, I have to go and try to write that darned meeting again and then my first mission.
...Dawn of Vulcan? Huh?
Someone want to jump on that and write something where either DawnFire or Silken Dawn goes to visit Hermione of Vulcan and... (take it from there)?
~DF
But then again, Silken Dawn could work too. I like where this idea is going!
Anyway, realizing I actually do have to give some basic description of myself, here you go:
I am an 18 year old, caucasian male with brown/red hair and hazel eyes, overweight and requires glasses to see more then three feet in front of my face.
...although then neither of us could write it. Huh.
…And then fight over me, which breaks up when I choose both of you. Here's a quote:
"It was like when someone asked Kirk or Picard. If you didn't want to start a fight, you said Janeway. This was the Janeway solution. And Voyager was a great show!"
I don't want to write this, though. It feels awkward enough saying this much.
World-Jumper, you suggested it.
Fine. Give me a bit and I'll write it. Probably.
Besides, I rarely write shipfic, and I'm writing for this. You don't even have to make it as NSFW as most of them are. I was just throwing out ideas.
... against writing about yourself (witness: Very Odd Day and friends). However, it's generally best not to invent and write a ship about yourself and someone else. If someone else has already suggested it, that's a different matter.
hS
*Re-adjusts blonde wig, glances around in a shifty manner*
That even reads like Odd Day...
(Speaking of which, question: I can't remember leaving any copies of those stories accessible. Are they really still up somewhere?)
hS
And they're hilarious, as are the other stories there. Please don't take them down... *offers a bribe of Swiss Bleepolate*
~DF
I have now added that link to the Very Odd Day wiki page. Too make it easier to find the insanity, of course.
Oh, good. That is to say, the stories there were hilarious to read, and I'm glad they can't be taken down :D
(There were? Unfortunately, by your wording I'm guessing that they don't exist anywhere on the internet anymore...pity.)
~DF
Well, as the dirty-minded (ex-)editor of the Multiverse Monitor, I'm in. (Even if I'm only back for a brief visit.)
British female, 22 (good grief, I feel ancient), blonde, tall, long fingernails. (Looong fingernails. I've drawn blood. Once. Accidentally.)
[This popped into my head when I saw that Tray-Gnome is apparently a squirrel.] Silken Dawn couldn't take it anymore. She desperately needed to feel some nuts in her hands. Tray-Gnome's nuts, to be exact. The squirrel in question was merrily scampering about its home forest, when it saw a tall shape approach. "I'm nuts about your nuts," Silken Dawn whispered. "Please show them to me." Tray-Gnome took her to a secret hiding place deep in the woods and exhibited its nuts. However, Silken Dawn frowned. "I'm sorry, but... I thought there'd be, well, more to them," she said disappointedly. "Why isn't there?" "I like to eat my nuts!", the anthropomorphized squirrel also known as Tray-Gnome exclaimed with a big grin on its face. Silken Dawn fainted. Shaking its head, the squirrel ran off, intent on securing more nuts for its food stash. [Sorry for overusing the word "nuts" and possibly for using "it" as a pronoun for Tray-Gnome, depending on whether I misinterpreted "agender" or not.]
Well, at least I've learned something! My sincerest apologies, Tray-Gnome.
It's, uh, a very, very small squirrel...is this normal?
Then again, 'normal' and the PPC...not really mixy things...
~DF
I can't believe I (might have) been the origin of this madness.
Please, feel free to write about me. I am 6'4" with a muscular build, chin-length blonde hair, and I speak with an Albanian accent. Huinesoron has met me in person and can attest to the veracity of my self-description. You can pair me with anyone, male, female, in-between, EXCEPT the sons of Feanor, I CAN'T STAND those guys, ESPECIALLY Maglor, he's the absolute worst.
j/k I'm totally lying about the last thing.
How did you write such an accurate description? Do you have some sort of magic computer program to create it for you? :P
(You are aware that by posting this you have guaranteed yourself an appearance, yes?)
hS
. . . green-on-white smut? Is that . . . elf on . . . Caucasian?
That's just me mangling the colors of the Italian flag. I forgot the red. >.
~Neshomeh
Oh my god, this is how these things go? I love this game!
Not sure if I'm actually gonna write something, but feel free to use me as you see fit ;-) For the record, I'm 22, female, 165cm (whatever that is in feet/inches), have dark red waist-length hair (yes, really) and brown eyes. All ships are acceptable and amusing.
Actually, to be accurate it's "any musical instrument and me".
I expect someone to write the actual concert, though. (Not me - I'm not even writing the stuff I'm supposed to...)
I'm a 19 year old Female ????(Read:I have no Idea whatsoever)Sexual
Please don't do anything crazy (yeah right)
I could swear we just had it, but now that I think about it, I guess it has been a whole year! Well, I dunno how well I can write shipping fic, but I'll try my hand at it, and as with last year I'm in too!
16-year-old female with whatever orientation works for your particular shipfic.
All kinds of ships, I guess. I'm male.
Pronouns he/they please :)
I missed out on the last one or two. If anyone really wants the details, I'm 24, female, blonde, and bespectacled. Oh, and English.
You can call my character Hermione. Shoulder length curly brown hair, glasses, brown eyes. 5'4". Bisexual for the purposes of this. Make Star Trek, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, or My Little Pony references.
I probably won't write myself, but have fun. Please don't scar me. (hides in corner a la Fluttershy)
*whispers* I'm up for shipping any which way, including cargo. :)
25-year-old female, shortish, blonde, freckles, sometimes wears glasses.
Go ahead, ship me. I wonder how many army jokes will be used.
I'm an 18 (almost 19) male. I'm also a soldier.
Short sandy hair, 172 cm (that's 5'6''), black rectangular eyeglasses. No goatee - the army made me shave it :(
I'll join in
19, whatever, whatever.
oh, can I add in that people aren't supposed to write about themselves? just to avoid last years mishap?
Twenty-two, female*, bisexual, short and blond.
*not particular about gender, though
Because if so, I'm all for!
And I ship the Madoka fans, the Nanoha fans, and the bronies (separately, but together would work, too). Friendship is magic, indeed. *eyebrow waggle*
~Neshomeh
But, seriously, do you really think that shipping those three categories is a good idea? 'Cause breeding them means that we're going to have more "FRIENDSHIP AND BIG BOOM!" fanatics here.
This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I am in two of the three categories, and in fact I am a big fan of Homura aka Hommando and Nanoha aka White Devil.
Why should Magical Girls bother with wands, when they can pack some serious firepower?
No, really. My memory is awful. I have no idea what you're talking about. o.o
(However, one of your other posts has given me an evil idea of my own. Muahaha.)
~Neshomeh
... Or was it Huinesoron? My memory isn't any better than tours.
-Counts on his hands- for the Nanoha and Madoka fandoms, IIRC there are me, Firemagic and Sergio. Someone should write a threesome. With lots of befriending. And giant magical lasers. And tea. (Mammaries optional.)
Or me/tea, for that matter.
... This is going to lead to someone writing me/Des/tea, isn't it?
~Neshomeh
I am not offended, for this is awesome. (Not as good as tea, though.) ^_~
~Neshomeh
Twenty-six-year-old asexual male. It would probably be useful to ignore the asexual part, though.
An idea has already presented itself, so I will be back with a fic later today.
-Phobos
19, pansexual, and agender!
22-year-old bisexual guy here. Go wild, ladies and gentlemen. =P
21 years old straight male. Ship to your heart's content.
I'm Italian, too, so I am handsome and hot and... Nah, scratch that.
As if anyone would believe me anyway.
I may or may not write, though-- finals are upon me and ahuerhulfhn...
Probably will not post, but feel free to use me as a character in any and all ensuing insanity!
And I call out (but don't plan to write): Riese and Lielac. If all parties are willing, of course. Otherwise ignore my calling-out.
Though Lie hasn't posted anything here yet, at least that I can see, so shouldn't you wait for that before writing anything?
Which isn't to say that you couldn't write something. I don't mind, and it doesn't have to be Lielac I'm shipped with :P
Though 'you' was more referring to Kitty, but whatever.
Though Lie hasn't posted anything here yet, at least that I can see...
For the purposes of writing accurate height differences and such:
5'4", brownish-blondish hair that is wavy enough to pass as curly but not really and falls a little past the shoulders, I don't even know what my eye color is but it's probably grey-green or blue-green.
For further clarification: I'm nineteen, wear glasses and am bisexual for the purposes of this.
I may not post, but feel free to have your wicked way with me...~
20, 6'1 male. Brown hair, blue eyes. I don't always switch-hit, but when I do, I prefer to do it in Shipfest. Stay classy, my friends.
Though usually I seem to be too innocent to be touched. Also, I'm quiet and say nothing.
May I recommend that someone get on top of the boy band vintage before it goes off?
And as usual, feel free to ship me to the moon with whoever you choose.