Subject: MLP/Star Trek (the obvious one)
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Posted on: 2014-02-23 01:48:00 UTC

When something crazy happened, there was only one possible explanation.

Well, actually, crazy things had many explanations, but Captain Kathryn Janeway recognized this brand of crazy.

"Q!" she yelled at the sky, pounding the ground with a hoof (it seemed the easiest way to get someone's attention in this body) "What do you want from me this time?"

Far off laughter sounded, and she exhaled loudly through her nose. It made a soft neighing sound, and she heard the far off laughter again, joined by closer laughter.

She whirled on her crew, nearly falling over. "This isn't funny!"

A pony that (based on the Delta Flyer marking on his hindquarters) she guessed was Tom Paris suppressed a chuckle. "Sorry, Captain, but it's hard to be serious when we're multicolored ponies."

She sighed. "I know it seems silly, but let's not lose our heads. We don't know where Voyager is or even what planet we're on."

"And here I was, thinking you would be different from Jean-Luc. How foolish of me."

Janeway whirled around again, and this time landed in a pile of short, stubby limbs. She got to her hooves angrily. "Of course we're going to be concerned about our ships, we're - what, exactly, are you?"

The strange creature that spoke with Q's voice spread his arms. "I am a draconequus! Spirit of mischief and disharmony! Here, they call me Discord." He indicated himself.

"An appropriate name," Janeway said drily. "Why did you bring us here, 'Discord'?"

"Why do I need a reason, Kathy?"

"You usually have one."

"Maybe I just enjoy it when things are mixed up. I have to say, Kathy, you make a lovely pony."

She wrinkled her nose, and continued on her line of thought. "You have a son. You're a responsible adult now. Or at least, you have to set a good example," she added quickly.

"And bringing you to a very safe, happy place isn't setting a good example?" Discord asked innocently. "Your ship is fine, your crew is fine, you're fine." He spread his mismatched arms. "Why don't you explore a little? Relax. Let your hair down. Metaphorically speaking," he added, glancing at her mane.

Janeway fixed him with a hard stare.

"Fine, be that way," he said, and vanished in a flash of light.

She sighed.

"Everyone, spread out. After all, we are explorers."

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