Subject: Smaug/Bilbo:
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Posted on: 2014-02-21 01:06:00 UTC

I have once read and sporked a horrendous Smaug/Bilbo fic involving magical date-rape dragon blood and Smaug being a dragon shape-shifter. He turns into a humanoid form suspiciously like that of Bendydick Cumberbum's.

However, I'm fairly certain Smaug/Bilbo could be done right if you 1) somehow explain how Smaug is even alive considering the point of The Hobbit is to get rid of him so the Dwarves can get their mountain back, 2) research reptilian reproductive systems, and 3) figure out something about that ungodly height difference.

Me? Smaug and Bilbo should move in to Bag End together and solve all the crimes of Middle-earth. Or maybe that's just my Sherlockian speaking.

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