Subject: /patpats
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Posted on: 2013-03-11 08:57:00 UTC
Anytime, friend. Just stay away from the LBs, you should be fine.
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An update on the Dubious Lube front... (NSFWish) by
on 2013-03-09 07:25:00 UTC
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There's a tumblr blog dedicated to dubious lubage from fanfiction, and you can find it here: http://putwhatinyourbutt.tumblr.com/
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... Huh. by
on 2013-03-11 21:02:00 UTC
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I am... unsurprised by this stuff. Thus dies my hope in my mind, when I go "yeah, yeah I could see that in a fic. Oh. That too. Ho-hum."
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this is me. Bluh. (nm) by
on 2013-03-11 21:11:00 UTC
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AnonymousBryn! by
on 2013-03-12 05:08:00 UTC
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Mind your mini-you, there.
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This is so, so wrong... by
on 2013-03-11 04:33:00 UTC
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...so why am I laughing so hard?
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That's basically my reaction. by
on 2013-03-11 04:34:00 UTC
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I'm laughing so hard at these poor fools who think that jam would ever be a good lubricant, I mean SERIOUSLY WOW.
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...what (nm) by
on 2013-03-11 04:22:00 UTC
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What the hell? by
on 2013-03-11 02:52:00 UTC
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Ink? Pond Scum?
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Mother of god... by
on 2013-03-10 22:58:00 UTC
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Well, there goes any creative spirit in my head that I was GOING to make use of, today.
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Um... ewww...? by
on 2013-03-10 16:28:00 UTC
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No, seriously, ew. Just ew. Where's my Bleeptea when I need it.
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*Weeps for humanity* (nm) by
on 2013-03-10 09:47:00 UTC
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Aieggggh. by
on 2013-03-10 06:09:00 UTC
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Putting a lamp up their butt....
Ay caramba, Lily! Whyyyyyy..... -
Aarrgh! by
on 2013-03-10 01:14:00 UTC
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I'd seen blood used in some fanfics (not that this makes it less disgusting), but...maple syrup? Motor oil? HOT WAX???
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-gives you a gallon of bleepolate milk- (nm) by
on 2013-03-10 09:28:00 UTC
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*hugs you in pathetic gratitude* by
on 2013-03-10 19:57:00 UTC
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And I hadn't even gotten to the LAMP yet! *drinks Bleepolate milk* Aaahhh, much better! Thank you ever so much, KittyNoodles!
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/patpats by
on 2013-03-11 08:57:00 UTC
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Anytime, friend. Just stay away from the LBs, you should be fine.
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Re: LBs by
on 2013-03-11 22:58:00 UTC
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Sad thing is, I've read most of them already. It just bothers me that when these people write about HOT FRIGGIN' WAX as an acceptable lube substitute, we might end up with dumb kids using it in real life. What a way to win a Darwin Award! *shudders* Okay, I do admit C***b***n literally gave me nightmares. On the other hand, legolas just made me laugh. "how can people put baby in the woodsand to die" XD
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This hurts my brain by
on 2013-03-09 16:41:00 UTC
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Why would you do this to me, Lily. I need my brain. Why~
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I feel all teh feels. by
on 2013-03-10 23:01:00 UTC
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Or something.
I was going to be all creative, and now all I see is flower vases being shoved up-
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You're making it worse @.@ (nm) by
on 2013-03-14 23:18:00 UTC
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Bleeprin needed by
on 2013-03-09 15:12:00 UTC
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I was laughing and cringing at the same time. Seriously, a violin bow? With rosin on it?
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But... by
on 2013-03-10 19:25:00 UTC
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...rosin makes the bow STICK to the strings. Isn't that the opposite of what you want in that situation? D:
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And... by
on 2013-03-10 23:03:00 UTC
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What about when, you know... The guy pulls out of formation, as it were?
"GEEAAAAAAAAAaaaAAaAAAAAaaaaaaaAaaARGH!" -
Urrrgh (again) by
on 2013-03-09 15:17:00 UTC
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And now a potato. Who would write these things?
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Ow. by
on 2013-03-09 08:07:00 UTC
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Definitely NSFB. And this really reminds me of "forks (plural)" from the list of things extracted from rectums in 2012.
And again. Ow.