Oh, no! You commented on my newbie thread, and I did not do so on yours, even though it was still up? I MUST RECTIFY THAT THIS INSTANT! Oh, wait, I already am. Excellent!
Let's see... gifts, gifts... (rummages) Aha! Here you go! Have a scaled-down Schrödinger's Bear! It could be a travel-sized version of any kind of bear in the multiverse, grizzly, armored, Talking, etcetera, just as long as you don't look inside its box! (I put air holes in the box, though; I'm not a monster. Don't look through those, or its quantum waveform will collapse and it'll manifest as a single bear, which will ruin the effect.)

Yello! We're glad to have you on the Board! Please have this complimentary Fluffy Wambler! He's native to the Dwarf Fortress continuum, but soft and lovable in any world!
Ooh, I remember Angel Sanctuary- especially the art. I can't remember the plot terribly well, though, and that's more important for PPC purposes. Speaking of manga, have you ever read Hot Gimmick? That one seems like it would probably spawn a badfic or two.
Anyway, see you around the Board!

The name's Dark Lord Aakmal. Have you read the Silmarillion? Haven't read LOTR, didn't have the money. As per tradition, I present to you this virtual mortar and pestle. Effective range up to 1.6 km, the pestle provided will spray the Sue with spices, preparing her enough for a meal with the orcs. The Sue being the main course, of course. Don't hit the pestle with the mortar though, you may be spiced instead.

As for the author requesting no fanfics until she finished with the series, I think that is a good idea. You know how often speculations fall short, rendering the fic uncanonical.

Welcome to the PPC! Your gift . . .
*rummages through Pokemon-verse bag of holding for something appropriate*
. . . is a Smoke Ball! Used for escaping from wild Pokemon, it is also perfect for playing ninja! A must for any Naruto fan! (I hope...)

Oh man, I thought I greeted you earlier. This mistake must be corrected and compensated for immediately! Have a belt made with a thin chain of mithril. It does not do much other than look cool, but hey, what more is needed?

Welcome, welcome. I see we share a fandom, and semi-share a couple of others. I love Lord of the Rings, and have liked all of the Discworld series I've been able to read, but it's been a while for those. I'm also a big fan of anime/manga though, love Naruto, (I even cosplay Haku!) and really liked what I've read of Vampire Knight. Funds have prevented me from going further with both of them though.

I have a good friend who absolutely LOVES Angel Sanctuary so I've seen a little of that too! I've not had the chance to see Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, either though. *goes to look that up*

Welcome gifts! I almost forgot! XD I'd like to present you with a set of my limited edition Atlantian sponge capsule sets. Just add water and you'll get a full sized sponge city with architectural design styles of your whim! And also a pair of radish earrings. :)

Welcome to the Board. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. :)

Have some nails and a voodoo doll. I don't know if they work or not.

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here, so sit down and make yourself at home!

As a welcome gift, have some Ligeti: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geDe03A9CRY

Greetings, new friend!

Have a suit of bio-containment armor!

Have a gift from teh Specs:

A Starter Bow!

Good for target practice during down-time!

Glad to have you! In my tradition of giving newbies dangerous new toys, here for you I have an Urple lightsaber and a crate of M26 frag grenades! Have fun!

Have a cookie? :)

Have some Klatchen coffee, perfect for those moments when your insane mission partner poisons you with scumble.

Hello, Khaosity! I be KittyNoodles, and as a welcome present I have placed a bow of bleepnerds and an Odd Container in your inventory!


Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one shower of confetti or one huggle - your choice.
[This container is perfectly spherical and appears to be fashioned from glite-painted wood. Its weight changes at odd intervals, and you can't shake the feeling opening this container may prove hazardous to your health if you aren't careful.]

(Ignore the last bit there, the flavor text hates me.)

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. The new-and-improved formula reaches its critical point at room temperatures!

(Phew, long title.)
Since you've already read the Constitution, TOS and some missions, I can only give you this cup of tea (don't let the leaves eat you) and ask: what're your animu and mango fandoms? Have you watched Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha?

Welcome to the Board! I'm DawnFire, as you can tell from the author tag...looks like we share three fandoms (HP, LotR, and Discworld), which is always a good thing. I'll kick off the gift-giving ceremony by presenting you with a large bar of Swiss Bleepolate, a necessity for badfic exploration. This Bleeproduct distracts the mind with sugar while working quickly to dull the horrific details it has just witnessed. May it serve you well.

Are you planning on writing missions?

And, another standard question (this one just to make sure): you've read the Constitution and the Original Series, yes? From what you said, it seems likely, but we like to know :)

Once more, welcome! Glad you decided to say hi!

~DawnFire

... And Red Dwarf is also amongst my fandoms. Can't believe I forgot.