Subject: And three...
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Posted on: 2014-01-03 15:54:00 UTC
... I'm pretty sure there's a comment by Tolkien somewhere that elves must be biologically human, what with the whole interbreeding lark.
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Subject: And three...
Author:
Posted on: 2014-01-03 15:54:00 UTC
... I'm pretty sure there's a comment by Tolkien somewhere that elves must be biologically human, what with the whole interbreeding lark.
hS
That Calvin & Hobbes one... While I think that was meant to be a joke, it's still.. uhg. I don't even know how to describe Calvin x Hobbes stuff. I mean, isn't Calvin a bit young in this to be wanting to mate with his friend/ sentient stuffed tiger anyway? Or is that just me?
Aren't Calvin and Hobbes supposed to be best friends? Also, considering that Hobbes is essentially a sapient stuffed toy and Calvin is barely in his teens in this fic... ugh.
This author has a thing about werewolves--including a series involving The Hobbit. Never heard of Carcharoth, I guess.
doctorlit already claimed 30 Hs, back in 2012.
Thirty H's is a terrible crackfic, yes. It's the Harry Potter equivalent of the final few episodes of Gurren Lagann but without any of the charm, wit, or brainpower.
However, Calvin&Hobbes... well, it's atrociously written slash, that's not in dispute, but I don't think an organization whose members fixate on elves can complain about interspecies romance. Hell, Arwen and Aragorn's is an interspecies romance. Sort of. Ish.
One, I'm not so sure the PPC has a fixation on elves... that's Ispace.
Two, that's bestiality, which is squick for most people, unlike romance between humanoids.
It's not and never has been bestiality. Whether or not you believe Hobbes to be a real tiger, he's anthropomorphised to the point where he ceases to become a feral beast. It's nothing but bad furry slash, and we shouldn't hate on people for that.
We should hate on the fic for being an appallingly written pile of weasel shit instead. Much safer.
... I'm pretty sure there's a comment by Tolkien somewhere that elves must be biologically human, what with the whole interbreeding lark.
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...but come on. They're human and tiger. And best friends.