How are you doing today? And what are your favorite canons? I wish to know.

While you're contemplating this, have a very fluffy velociraptor!

I'll just leave you a cup of tea. Don't let the leaves eat you, even though the trees could use fertiliser.

We love newbies here, so take your shoes off, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!

As a welcome gift, I'll gift you this music by one Karlheinz Stockhausen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SyO21YkM4

Nice to meet you! Please accept my gifts of a potato cannon, a basket of russet potatoes, and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt.

Is there any backstory behind your username? Halcyon means calm, I believe, so I was a bit curious.

Hello, Halcyon, and welcome to the PPC! Since you seem to have done a lot of the required background reading, I assume that the answer to the following question is "yes," but I'll ask anyway: Have you read the PPC Constitution?

So, you've been writing fanfiction since the age of eight. What fandoms have you been writing for?

As for your newbie gift, have a Smeargle! A perfect companion for someone like yourself.

Welcome a-Board! Here, have a plastic replica of Arwen's sword from the LotR Movies. Just being curious, what essay is that? I'd love to read it.

Enjoy the PPC!

~Autumn

Greetings and hello!

I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, featuring urple covers and wilver binding. It is perfect for all of your writing needs... well, so long as you don't look at it straight on, that is.

-Aila

I think you've answered all the basic questions, so I'm gonna go straight to gift-giving.

I'd love to give you a creepy doll, but my niece is currently staying over and she loves those things... So, have a lego, so the laws of comedy can always kick in by having you step on it!

Oh... and if it's not a secret... Which timezone are you from?

Here you go, have three rolls of duct tape, a box of fudge, a green marker, and a piece of lace. Happy newbie gifts!

Welcome, fellow warrior. I am Shadow Amber, Solitary Horizon of Soundless Reclamation. I welcome you with open arms and gifts of great worth. This is the ancient sword, Amareth, wrought from the core of a dying Titan from the far north. May it serve you well.
My tine is coming. I am not human, but something more.

I don't really have a lot to give, but here! Have a bottle of Bleepka and a collapsible unicycle. Alcohol and a fast-moving wobbly thing: two great tastes that taste great together. =]

I'm 99Hedgehog but just call me 99. Have a Rosarius!

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rosarius

The Emperor Protects!