Merry Christmas, guys!

PPC Christmas Gifts! (I give you an (m (nm) by KittyEden on 2013-12-24 14:50:00 UTC Reply

Heeeey, happy holidays! by Lily Winterwood on 2013-12-25 23:02:00 UTC Reply

Have some lemming repellent, all! I expect a lot of badfic to be festering in the depths of the Circle what with the new Hobbit movie and the Doctor regenerating and all. Tread lightly!
Merry Christmas! by SeaTurtle on 2013-12-25 22:23:00 UTC Reply

Have a small-scale model of a FTL: Faster Than Light Zoltan Cruiser!

Zoltan crew members not included.
Merry Christmas! by Ozzielot on 2013-12-25 21:08:00 UTC Reply

Have some amaretti cookies!
Joyeux NoÃ«l! Festam Nativitatem! KÎ±Î»á½´Î½ by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-25 16:24:00 UTC Reply

Merry Christmas!

For everyone, a choice of either Delibird, Jynx, or Lapras!

Too many characters? by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-25 16:24:00 UTC Reply

That last one was supposed to read: Kαλὴν Χριστούγεννην!

Merry Christmas, guys! by Spotted Pheasant on 2013-12-25 15:38:00 UTC Reply

((Sorry for not posting for months, I fried my computer. I've got a new one now, thankfully. I think the moral of the story here is never to let Spotty around your electronics.))

Merry Christmas! Happy holidays! Whatever you celebrate, I hope you had/are having a great one!
To all of you, I give...

-A cup of eggnog infused with Bleepka
-A copy of Detective Comics no. 27
-A rocket-powered sled

Enjoy!
Feliz Navidad! by Herr Wozzeck on 2013-12-25 14:04:00 UTC Reply

Or, as the English might say it: "Merry Christmas, Harry!"
Buon Natale! by Rin on 2013-12-25 13:04:00 UTC Reply

Merry Christmas from the Eternal City!

Merry Christmas! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-25 15:56:00 UTC Reply

Are you Italian, or are you just in Rome for Christmas?

The religious council of my state has something to say. by darklordaakmal on 2013-12-25 12:30:00 UTC Reply

They allow Christmas wishes to everyone, but bans Muslim participation to any religious activities surround it. Luckily gift-giving is secular. So Merry Christmas, and everyone gets some virtual Kuih Batang Buruk! It's crunchy and tasty!

http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuihbatangburuk
Merry Christmas by Storme Hawk# on 2013-12-25 11:36:00 UTC Reply

WOOO it's Christmas. To all I merely offer goodwill and happiness (and a virtual goat in Africa)

cos someone has to be that guy

Storme Hawk
Merry Christmas! by World-Jumper on 2013-12-25 11:24:00 UTC Reply

To all, I offer the Fire of Friendship, fueled by our love and tolerance of one another. As long as it burns, we will not drift apart.

And, for those who wish for more tangible gifts, I give the finest Nordic mead from Skyrim, for those who can drink, and bottles of the best darned cream soda one can find for those who cannot!
Presents! by Shadow Amber on 2013-12-25 07:24:00 UTC Reply

I give to you Aylamantium! A metal of canon named after a protagonist of an author who can spend several hundred words describing food and whose total works out-word the entire Harry Potter series several times over!
Forge it into a sword and hunt some Sues! Smelt it into a suit of armor totally-not-ripped-off-Tony-Stark! Get a crane and drop it on people! Sell it back to Ayla at Whateley Academy for massive amounts of money!
My time is coming. There is no canon cabal.
Merry Christmas people! by 99Hedgehog on 2013-12-25 04:19:00 UTC Reply

You each get a suit of Terminator Armor modified for humans!

The Emperor is getting tired of me imitating Trazyn the Infinite.

Trazyn the Infinite? (nm) by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-25 15:52:00 UTC Reply

He likes to steal stuff. by 99Hedgehog on 2013-12-25 23:45:00 UTC Reply

And that is what I'm doing to bring to you people the wargear of 40k.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/TrazyntheInfinite

The Emperor Protects!

Scratch that. by 99Hedgehog on 2013-12-25 23:47:00 UTC Reply

More like I'm imitating the BLUHD REVENS.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_ravens

The Emperor Protects!

I have little to offer, so have some more of these (nm) (nm) by autofire372 on 2013-12-25 03:10:00 UTC Reply
Have fluffy velociraptors and (nm) (nm) by Legacy on 2013-12-25 01:38:00 UTC Reply
Happy Holidays! by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-12-24 22:37:00 UTC Reply

I give to all a selection of Victorian-era hats, because period clothing is just that awesome.

-Aila

What, big ugly underwear and a slanket? (I kid, I kid) (nm) by wobblestheclown on 2013-12-24 22:43:00 UTC Reply
I give you... by Lenore Snow on 2013-12-24 22:42:00 UTC Reply

...a vial of concentrated authenticity, to enhance the quality of your hats. Use it wisely.

Mushrooms by LightDarkPheonix on 2013-12-24 18:49:00 UTC Reply

Have some suspicious mushrooms I found while searching the movie!Hobbit verse :)

I give you my prize-winning radish! (nm) by Lenore Snow on 2013-12-24 22:02:00 UTC Reply

A Very Merry Bleepmas To All! by wobblestheclown on 2013-12-24 18:43:00 UTC Reply

But what to get?

Aha! A barrel of Bleepnog!

By mixing up a standard batch of eggnog, laced with both brandy and Bleeprin, I've got a festive treat to warm you up and make you forget about everything except the holiday season. It's a Christmas miracle!

Enjoy! =]

I give you a Himalayan tahr! (nm) by Lenore Snow on 2013-12-24 22:02:00 UTC Reply
I don't know how you did that by Desdendelle on 2013-12-24 20:59:00 UTC Reply

Since mixing alcohol and Bleeproducts tends to create some pretty nifty explosions.
-Hands out gingerbread cookies, has no idea whether that's a Christmas thing or not-

I never said it was easy by wobblestheclown on 2013-12-24 22:15:00 UTC Reply

In creating this Yuletide amnestic, I learned about many things. In particular, I learned that eyebrows are not necessarily a permanent feature of the face, and that if your shiny plastic red nose starts to melt, then boy howdy, you will not have a fun time for the ten minutes you're stuck trying to gouge bits of it out of your flesh.

And now that you've got the image of a moderately charred screaming clown stuck in your brain, why not take the edge off with some delicious Bleepnog?

Well... by Desdendelle on 2013-12-25 16:52:00 UTC Reply

Considering I read C*l*br**n (made the mistake of following a link while I was a newbie) and missioned TSAB DOWNFALL, I don't think a charred clown will do much.
That said, may I offer you a cup of Bleeptea, brewed from the very best Stygian Tea there is?

Always. by wobblestheclown on 2013-12-26 00:09:00 UTC Reply

I completely understand your position, but better safe than sorry. By safe, of course, I mean "doped up with a chemical admixture of uncertain and shadowy provenance," and by sorry I mean "in the grip of fiction-induced screaming terror."

A nice cup of tea would definitely go some way to alleviating that. A nice cup of tea is my answer to everything that cannot be answered with the suitable application of high explosives (thanks, Mr. Hughes). Especially when laced with good old Bleeprin.

What were we talking about?

Merry Christmas! by Autumn_68 on 2013-12-24 15:20:00 UTC Reply

Have a plastic replica of a knife, everybody! *runs around throwing hard Bleepolate candies into the air* Happy Christmas!

~Autumn

And I give you... by Lenore Snow on 2013-12-24 22:05:00 UTC Reply

...the enchanted plutonium hoe with which I grew the radish.