Subject: Presents!
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Posted on: 2013-12-25 07:24:00 UTC
I give to you Aylamantium! A metal of canon named after a protagonist of an author who can spend several hundred words describing food and whose total works out-word the entire Harry Potter series several times over!
Forge it into a sword and hunt some Sues! Smelt it into a suit of armor totally-not-ripped-off-Tony-Stark! Get a crane and drop it on people! Sell it back to Ayla at Whateley Academy for massive amounts of money!
My time is coming. There is no canon cabal.