Our good friend TVTropes has a page on this.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TokyoMewMewNoHopeLeft

To balance out the badfic just below this, I give to you the Wholock fic called Just Human. http://wafflestories.livejournal.com/3968.html#cutid1
... I cried at the end.

Also, someone made a podfic of it, which is just as much, if not more, wonderful. Listen to the version with the music. http://archiveofourown.org/works/602873

-Aila

I've only read the first chapter of this, but even the title screams Suefic and I'm not sure I can go any farther without running away. So here, have a Dark is Rising badfic.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5477249/1/Will-Stanton-and-the-Princess-of-the-Balance

-Aila

I have never watched this series, so my perception of this may be incorrect.
But still, this fanfic made me want to pull my hair out and scream and cry and to erase what I was reading.
They are writing in incorrect Janglish (japanese+english). As a native Japanese and English speaker, this kills me to no end. (Besides, even if she used correct Janglish, I bet the story would still kill me because of grammar usage.)
And, although I don't know who this "Minto" person is, (if she cannon) I can almost bet that she is not the way described here.
I really feel bad for any agent sporking this.

With a name like xxxKawaiiBloodyGothx, I'm sure this person is a very respectable author and nothing here could possibly go wrong!

Eurgh. Sometimes I forget just how utterly bad some people can be. I just... wow.

"mid-leg length black hair with ao and pinku streaks"

UHOEJWRHG;RGUET

AO AND PINKU WHAT EVEN IS THIS

Also, "He was cruel and superfishal" makes me imagine him turning into a superhero fish.

I only got through one chapter. I don't think I can make it any farther.