Subject: Actually....
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Posted on: 2013-10-29 01:35:00 UTC
Pink in Japanese is ピンク, or pinnku/pinku. So, at least they got that (kinda) right.
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Terrible Tokyo Mew Mew Fanfic by
on 2013-10-25 23:44:00 UTC
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Alright, since you've seen a few good things posted here, let's get back to our regular diet of BAD FANFICS!
This one is called "Tokyo Mew Mew: No Hope Left". Oh, boy, I am a Newbie, and already I have a list of charges against this fic:
"Being a non-canonical sister, turning a nice character into a bitch, wearing non-canonical clothing, a 'tragic past', COMPLETELY missing the point of Lolita, misuse of The Mechanics, abuse of Beige and Urple Prose, warping the canon beyond belief, having a mix of THREE animal species when Mew Mew's can only have one species associated with them, changing breast sizes out of nowhere, multiple characters going OOC, making multiple Mini's because you REFUSED to spell Mint's name right, inconsistently using the orignal Japanese names and the 4Kids names, annoying the agents"
Read this abomination here and tell me what you think, plus other potential charges I left off: http://xxxkawaiibloodygothx.deviantart.com/art/Tokyo-Mew-Mew-No-Hope-Left-1-176704614 -
TVTropes by
on 2013-10-29 01:36:00 UTC
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Our good friend TVTropes has a page on this.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TokyoMewMewNoHopeLeft -
And now for a goodfic! by
on 2013-10-27 07:41:00 UTC
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To balance out the badfic just below this, I give to you the Wholock fic called Just Human. http://wafflestories.livejournal.com/3968.html#cutid1
... I cried at the end.
Also, someone made a podfic of it, which is just as much, if not more, wonderful. Listen to the version with the music. http://archiveofourown.org/works/602873
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*shudder* by
on 2013-10-27 05:28:00 UTC
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I've only read the first chapter of this, but even the title screams Suefic and I'm not sure I can go any farther without running away. So here, have a Dark is Rising badfic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5477249/1/Will-Stanton-and-the-Princess-of-the-Balance
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Permanent Brain Damage by
on 2013-10-27 02:26:00 UTC
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I have never watched this series, so my perception of this may be incorrect.
But still, this fanfic made me want to pull my hair out and scream and cry and to erase what I was reading.
They are writing in incorrect Janglish (japanese+english). As a native Japanese and English speaker, this kills me to no end. (Besides, even if she used correct Janglish, I bet the story would still kill me because of grammar usage.)
And, although I don't know who this "Minto" person is, (if she cannon) I can almost bet that she is not the way described here.
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Mini-Sue Ahoy by
on 2013-10-27 18:45:00 UTC
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In Tokyo Mew Mew, there's a girl named Mint. Her name is pronounced "Minto" by the Japanese. I think she was trying to say "Mint" in Japanese, but instead, made about sixty Minis.
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aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH by
on 2013-10-26 00:04:00 UTC
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With a name like xxxKawaiiBloodyGothx, I'm sure this person is a very respectable author and nothing here could possibly go wrong!
Eurgh. Sometimes I forget just how utterly bad some people can be. I just... wow.
"mid-leg length black hair with ao and pinku streaks"
UHOEJWRHG;RGUET
AO AND PINKU WHAT EVEN IS THIS
Also, "He was cruel and superfishal" makes me imagine him turning into a superhero fish.
I only got through one chapter. I don't think I can make it any farther. -
Actually.... by
on 2013-10-29 01:35:00 UTC
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Pink in Japanese is ピンク, or pinnku/pinku. So, at least they got that (kinda) right.
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It gets worse by
on 2013-10-26 01:31:00 UTC
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It only gets worse as you go. Her boobs magically grow in size. AND she brings Zakuro down to a goth. Do NOT mess with Zakuro unless you want me to beat your head with a stick.
Plus, I swear Mint's not a bitch. There's so many minis running amok, I truly feel sorry for any agent who wants to spork this.