Subject: Re: DIA Internal Report: Missing Agent
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Posted on: 2013-09-05 22:27:00 UTC
Oh no! Selene Windflower's insanity has advanced to such a state that her torso has been absorbed into her head! I didn't even know that was possible! I'm glad that the sketch artist used such a simplified style, since either her limbs have migrated to the top of her head or her hair has grown to enormous lengths and migrated around the front of her face to rearrange itself into a spiky fan-like structure, either of which would be horrible to look at, but to different extents and for different reasons.
Fortunately, she can't have gotten far. Giant heads like that can normally only propel themselves by hopping around comically, which has an incredibly slow movement rate. Unless she's learned to levitate or she's somehow gotten a hold of one of M.O.D.O.K.'s spare pod-suit transport things, we should be perfectly safe. Perfectly safe from the psychopathic Pyro who may still have the ability to absorb living matter into her giant horrifying cranial mass.
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I'm going to check and make sure all of those spare pod-suits are still where they were a few days ago.