Hi! Welcome to the Board!

LotR and HP, huh? Nice to meet you, sharer of my fandoms (yup, I'm one of those LotR fans Hermione mentioned. I'm also a member of the 'joined in the last 2 months' club. Glad you decided to join us!). Sorry for the potentially late welcome--I was away from the internet for the holidays. Have a large bar of Swiss Bleepolate--it distracts you with sugary goodness while working to erase whatever horrific details you've just been exposed to. Also, the pin from a LotR Sue's fake Lorien cloak (it looks and acts just like the real ones--except that it's much more sparkly, so it doesn't exactly camouflage well). Wear it/use it to distract people in good health!

~DawnFire

Hi, Bausiren!
Please take this complimentary Fluffy Wambler! See you around the board!

Welcome to the PPC! Have fun.

Also, here's your box of 20 generic food cubes! Great for on-the-go mission snacking.

Another newbie to join the ranks, welcome! *digs around in a few trunks* I know I have some fun stuff for you in here somewhere.

Ah, here we are, as a welcome gift I'd like to present you with a baby oliphant and a giant wheel of cheese stolen from the "mature" storage side of the Cheez-It factory. :)

It's great to have new people. I remember when I was a newbie. Wonderful times... *nostalgia*

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. You can use them to distract and annoy Sues! :D

Welcome to the PPC. Enjoy the many fun times to be had amidst this motley crew of Sue-slayers!

As for your gift, have this Smeargle plushie, a good companion for a budding writer. (I'm taking the gamble that you know enough about Pokemon to know what a Smeargle is.)

BTW, how did you run across the PPC?

Hey there! Welcome to the Board. You can join the "I've joined within the last 2 months" club! Here, have a bar of yummy Bleepolate and a big urple party hat.

Here, have a conical hat! It's made of tin foil, so it'll keep out the conspiracy theorists!

des has already referred you towards the constitution, but it's also a good idea to read the Newbie FAQ and the Original Series is also a very Good Thing to read! (Also, required, so there's that!)

Have a Weirdness Magnet, guaranteed to cause Interesting Times wherever you go.

(Not recommended for use in Discworld)

Another newbie, yay!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Compatible with most Belkan cartridge systems!

Nice to meet you, newbie! Here's some Bleeprin, and have fun!

Greetings, new friend! Have an egg timer! This one is an actual egg, and it counts down by getting more and more cracked before it finally hatches!

Welcome to the PPC! You have joined by posting here. Just leave your sanity at the door, it's not needed here.
Anyway: You should read The Constitution. There's a link on the Board's top. It is also recommended that you will read the Original Series, which you can find here. The Wiki is a useful source of information.
Last but not least, have this cup of Stygian Tea.

Stygian Tea
Item Level 3
Chance on Opening: Forget Bad Stuff as though affected by 1 pill of Bleeprin OR get damaged for 1d4+3 points of slashing damage because the leaves bit you.
[This small earthenware cup contains about two gulps of dark brown tea. It emits scraping noises.]

Hi there! Enjoy your stay, and do read some missions,it's deadly awesome. My fandom is 6teen, Total Drama, Silmarillion, and Detentionaire, for now.

And have a crate of virtual kuih koci, with some Bleeprin in its gooey center. Very delicious, but beware the fattening powers of Malay sweetmeats. Also, Bleeprin overdose, if it exist...

That's German for good afternoon, I think. It's late afternoon where I am, so...

Have a newbie poke, and an Adventuring Cap!

(Adventuring Cap: increase chance of random boost to Charisma with Damsels In Distress.)

Hey, Bausiren! I be KittyNoodles, and as a welcome gift I have placed some bleepnerds and one Odd Container in your inventory! Enjoy!


Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one shower of confetti or one huggle - your choice
[The container is perfectly spherical and appears to be crated from glite-painted wood. Its weight changes at odd intervals, and you have the sneaking suspicion opening it may prove hazardous to your health if you aren't careful.]

Hi, have some fudge!

What fandoms are you interested in?