Subject: *Snags a handful of snacks*
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Posted on: 2013-08-24 17:24:00 UTC

Good stuff, and happy birthday!

The birthday tradition at my house is to sing a really depressing birthday song, so here goes:

(sung in deep, sad voice)
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
People dy-ing everywhere,
People li-ving in despair,
Happy birthday, happy bi-rthday...

All the hyphens are pronounced by drawing out the word, in case you didn't get that.

But anyways, happy birthday! *Grabs another handful of snacks*

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