Good stuff, and happy birthday!

The birthday tradition at my house is to sing a really depressing birthday song, so here goes:

(sung in deep, sad voice)
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
People dy-ing everywhere,
People li-ving in despair,
Happy birthday, happy bi-rthday...

All the hyphens are pronounced by drawing out the word, in case you didn't get that.

But anyways, happy birthday! *Grabs another handful of snacks*

Happy 25th Birthday! Here you go! *hands you a neutered tribble with a gift bow attached to it*
Hope you have or are currently having a great day!

And many happy returns.

And behold! I have a top hat kitten, combining the best features of both. Just don't look at it or think too hard about how that's supposed to work...

*Quietly moves over to the cake*

Have a Fancy PG Hat! You'll probably need it at some point, and it looks dashing.

Hope it is/was a good one! (Sorry, timezones get me everytime....) Have a Generic Object that may or may not be late!

*Sings "Happy Birthday"*

In honor of your birthday, I have a special present for you! Or to be more precise, a special something that has a special present for you!

Now where did I put it?
*rummages through bag of holding*
*Pulls out Poké Ball*
Here you go! Inside is a Delibird, the Delivery Pokemon. But you accept its deliveries at your own risk; its presents have a chance to either heal your wounds or explode! A very...interesting companion to have around!

Quarter of a century is quite a milestone - hope you're having a good one.

Happy B-day and remember...The cake is a Lie!

The quarter-century mark is quite significant, I've found. Many people use the time to reflect and re-evaluate.

Anyway, here is a Perfectly Generic Object and a pumpkin. Have fun!

-Phobos

I bring two metaphysical gifts:

-An experience of existential uncertainty: good grief, you've been here five years? I bet that feels like a long time...

-A quantumly-uncertain invitation to a Gathering next Saturday. It will only become a genuine invitation if you look at it with the intent of attending; otherwise, it will turn into a pamphlet about The Dangers Of Eucalyptus.

Hope you had a great day!

hS

*showers with confetti*

*places Generic Gift on table*

*eats cake*

-Aila