(blows brightly colored horn)

A plug and a couple announcements by hermione of vulcan on 2013-07-17 23:25:00 UTC Reply

The plug is this Lord of the Rings fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9479154/1/Hello-My-Name-Is
It's a LoTR version of Inigo Montoya's line from The Princess Bride. (If you don't know what that line is go watch that movie, because it's awesome.) Some of them are OOC, but some of them are hilarious. The first one is one of my favorites.

And announcements:

1. I've been writing so much PPC stuff lately. When I get back to regular computer access, I will be typing them up and posting them within a few weeks. You guys need to meet Sebak and his partner. (If Tawaki's reading this, can I reference Five of Six?)

2. Today (the 17th, if you see this post late) is my birthday. I am now a legal adult (in Potterverse).

Happy B-day! by Bausiren on 2013-07-21 02:54:00 UTC Reply

Excellent post! You're 17! Yay! *hugs*
Happy slightly-belated birthday! (nm) by Lenore Snow on 2013-07-20 03:48:00 UTC Reply
Happy Birthday! by IntelligentAirhead on 2013-07-19 02:58:00 UTC Reply

Is Sebak a Vulcan? If so, I feel there will be an extremely interesting story attached to the partner, and their partnership in general. Well, it isn't as if there's ever an uninteresting partnership, but it remains a valid point.

Anyway, here, have a pair of tribble slippers. Believe it or not, those are real, and if you search hard enough you can wear them, much like Pon Farr perfume. The wonders you find.

In addition, have a sehlat snuggie.

Yep, Sebak's a Vulcan. by hermione of vulcan on 2013-07-19 04:21:00 UTC Reply

And let's just say his partner is over-emotional and prone to teasing and leave it at that.

I knew tribble slippers were real, and I've wanted a pair since I found it out. Thank you! Also, sehlat snuggie! Awesome!

A very happy birthday to you! by AelinTheAmazing on 2013-07-19 01:07:00 UTC Reply

Happy birthday! Let's see if I have anything suitable that will serve as a present - ah, here we are! Have a genetically modified tribble! It shoots laser beams from its nonexistent eyes, and is a blinding shade of bright purple!

Now, I have to go find a reason for why I came up with such a bizarre gift...
Happy Birthday! by Cyba Zero on 2013-07-18 19:46:00 UTC Reply

Here, have this geode from a previously unexplored planet in the Delta Quadrant!

Oh, and considering how often I seem to make this error while playing Star Trek Online, you can have the mini-Gorn 'Drozona' for OFAS too, if you wish. *Shuffles feet guiltily.*

Also, I'm looking forward to reading your PPC stories!
Happy Birthday! (nm) by Antigone68104 on 2013-07-18 12:29:00 UTC Reply
Happy Birthday! (nm) by Sergio Turbo on 2013-07-18 10:30:00 UTC Reply
Happy Birthday! by World-Jumper on 2013-07-18 07:44:00 UTC Reply

Yes, I still live, and will likely be sending in a lot of ppc stories semi soon as well. However, this is not about me, this post is about you!

Now, normally I would hand over a Fandom Pinkie Pie Party and call it a post, but this just will not stand this time! During a mixture of plotholes, Star Treck transporters, Apeture Science technology, and Pinkie's fourth wall powers, I can give you a Fandom-Wide Pinkie Pie Party! Just tell Pinkie the fandoms you are part of, and she will organise a multiversal party, with all of your favorite characters! At the end, you will celebrate with all of the guests gathering around a giant statue of you holding a torch, and getting mass neutralized. After the event, all you will have to remember the wild party is a good feeling inside and this very post.

Hope it was fun!

I hope you mean "neuralyzed" by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-07-18 21:53:00 UTC Reply

because being "mass neutralized" sounds like Pinkie will be giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "to die for"!

Dang auto correct... (nm) by World-Jumper on 2013-07-19 13:28:00 UTC Reply
Uh oh, Pinkamena's gotten into the party! by Outhra on 2013-07-19 01:25:00 UTC Reply

Oh, fanon-born psycho Pinkie. This party isn't for you. Here, take this piece of cake. You can stay as long as you don't try to stab anyone.

Just to make sure, I'm setting Apeture Science the mini-Turret to watch her. It can't eat cake, so it needs something to do.

Now I'm imagining a Pinkie Pie dressed as the Pink Psycho Ranger. I hope she doesn't inherit Pinkie prime's abilities and decide she wants to come to the party herself.
Well, if Psycho Pinkie shows up at the party, we'll need to keep her away from the other Pinkies, or she may try to destroy them by turning into a giant monster, and that would absolutely ruin the celebratory mood.

Happy birthday! by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-07-18 03:59:00 UTC Reply

*wraps present in shiny gold paper*

*writes on card*

Dear hermione of vulcan, I hereby give to you this Generic Gemstone that was salvaged from a Generic Dwarf Mine somewhere out in the multiverse. Happy Birthday!

(Oh, and hilarious fic.)

-Aila
Here's your gift. by darklordaakmal on 2013-07-18 02:03:00 UTC Reply

A virtual yellow pulut rice crowned with three boiled eggs.

It's more of a gift when a kid first finishes learning his or her Qur'an, but what the heck.
Happy birthday! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-07-18 01:39:00 UTC Reply

Happy Birthday, hermione! This requires a present!
And what better present to give...
*rummages through bag of holding*
than a
Happy birthday! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-07-18 01:39:00 UTC Reply

Happy Birthday, hermione! This requires a present!
And what better present to give...
*rummages through bag of holding*
than a

Oh, the suspense! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-07-18 01:41:00 UTC Reply

(but really, it was an HTML error)
*rummages through bag of holding*
than a Delibird! All it does is give presents! (but beware, they may explode!)

And Outhra, thanks for the cake!

(blows brightly colored horn) by Outhra on 2013-07-18 00:43:00 UTC Reply

You know what this calls for, right?

A BIRTHDAY SONG!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday
It's your happy day
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Let's celebrate today!
Yay!

Now I'll just get out my time-displaced pastry plate so that I can pass out slices of birthday cake to everyone who is going to comment on this thread after me! And to you, of course, hermione of vulcan. You get the center piece. I'd been wondering what I was going to do with my time-displaced plates and my Enterprise-D-shaped cake mold.