Subject: The Assassination Methods page
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Posted on: 2015-07-16 02:10:00 UTC

*claps hands*
Can I get your attention, please?

A community decision is required about the nature of the Assassination Methods page in the wiki.
There was a... disagreement as to whether some assassination methods should be on the page or not. What we need is a clear guideline for adding methods to the page. I propose the following:

What we want here is things like:
-'stabs of fear and jealousy' used to impale a Sue
-Sue being portal'ed to a ship before it gets blown up by giant magical lasers
-Drinking from a false Grail

In other words,
-special stuff;
-ironic stuff (being fed to the mini the Sue used as a shoe, the Sues being tarred and feathered and given to the mob after proclaiming that they're pirates);
-TOS stuff;
-rare things (being fed to Fenrir Greyback).

What we don't want is the everyday, banal methods: pointy objects, guns, pushing Sues off tall places, snapping their necks, etc. Furthermore, we do not want countless entries of the same methods — we want the notable ones.

Is this a good guideline? Are there better ones? What should we do with the page?

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