Subject: Some very silly ideas
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Posted on: 2015-07-16 00:47:00 UTC

   "Welcome to Imladris I Haven't a Clue. We are all here at this council to discuss an ancient evil that has been awoken. A shadow long forgotten has risen again out of the distant past. If unstopped it will bring untold horror and destruction to all in Middle-earth.
   "How can something so old cause so much suffering? Let's meet the teams."


"Éowyn's my sister." SLAP! "She's my daughter." SLAP! "She's my sister-daughter."


F/X: SHOP DOOR

ARAGORN:
Hello, anybody there?

LEGOLAS: Hello. I'm Legolas and this is my friend Gimli.

GIMLI: Yes, and we are your Bona Adventurers.

ARAGORN: Well, my name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and I—

GIMLI: Ooh look, Legs! It's Mr. 'Orn.

LEGOLAS: Oh, yes. Mr. 'Orn, how bona to Elbereth you dolly old eek.

ARAGORN: Thank you. Wait a minute. To Elbereth?

GIMLI: Yes, it means to Varda.

LEGOLAS: That's your actual Elvish.


Legolas by Laura Palmer

Legolas was riding along the woods and one day he found a body whaped in plastic...



And for a non LotR one...

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