Subject: Badfic Thread
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Posted on: 2015-07-14 21:06:00 UTC
Because, yeah, there's always another one.
Daughter of The Snakes (sic), rated T, by addelinehart3. Harry Potter x Naruto.
Where to begin?
-Harry Potter is a girl named Iris for reasons.
-The Dursleys treat her even worse than in canon and say she murdered her family.
-Iris has eyes that glow silvery (they're also mood ring eyes).
-Iris somehow teleports herself to the Naruto-verse.
-Orochimaru is nice and good for... reasons, is married to Anko and adopts Iris, also for reasons.
-Iris gets a weaboo name, red-magenta purple hair, and emerald green snakes eyes with golden flecks flakes.
-Naruto is 'blonde'.
-Chapter 4's AN looks like the author went through a checklist of fanbrat!author!AN features and used most of them.
-The SPaG is generally poor.
-Iris aces Academy tests (they're 'too easy').
-Naruto has Hammerspace for... reasons.
-At least one mini-Kurama (shushined).
-Iris knows a C-ranked technique.
-Fangirl Japanese.
-"Airi looked up her eyes still gren but narrowed dangerously"
-Iris punches Naruto because of his Harem Technique.
-Iris upstages Sasuke.
-Iris has twin Suvian little siblings with inappropriate names.
-Iris never ate ramen despite living for a few years in Konohagakure.
-Anko decides to randomly throw shuriken at Iris. She dodges them.
-There's a bully!bit!OC that is, in turn, bullied by Iris.
-Naruto has mood ring eyes, too!
-In-text ANs.
-The elemental affinity testing paper is not described correctly.
-Iris has the Storm Release affinity (Lightning and Water) without having the corresponding kekkei genkai.
-The Harry Potter part is completely pointless.
If that doesn't scream 'Sue', I don't know what does.