Subject: And swallowing bleach+aspirin is healthy? {; P
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Posted on: 2015-07-14 23:13:00 UTC
This is why Bleeprin comes with a warning not to remind agents that it's chemically impossible.
Also, Bleepphine is a thing, and it only gets administered by I.V. drip.
~Neshomeh
Because, yeah, there's always another one.
Daughter of The Snakes (sic), rated T, by addelinehart3. Harry Potter x Naruto.
Where to begin?
-Harry Potter is a girl named Iris for reasons.
-The Dursleys treat her even worse than in canon and say she murdered her family.
-Iris has eyes that glow silvery (they're also mood ring eyes).
-Iris somehow teleports herself to the Naruto-verse.
-Orochimaru is nice and good for... reasons, is married to Anko and adopts Iris, also for reasons.
-Iris gets a weaboo name, red-magenta purple hair, and emerald green snakes eyes with golden flecks flakes.
-Naruto is 'blonde'.
-Chapter 4's AN looks like the author went through a checklist of fanbrat!author!AN features and used most of them.
-The SPaG is generally poor.
-Iris aces Academy tests (they're 'too easy').
-Naruto has Hammerspace for... reasons.
-At least one mini-Kurama (shushined).
-Iris knows a C-ranked technique.
-Fangirl Japanese.
-"Airi looked up her eyes still gren but narrowed dangerously"
-Iris punches Naruto because of his Harem Technique.
-Iris upstages Sasuke.
-Iris has twin Suvian little siblings with inappropriate names.
-Iris never ate ramen despite living for a few years in Konohagakure.
-Anko decides to randomly throw shuriken at Iris. She dodges them.
-There's a bully!bit!OC that is, in turn, bullied by Iris.
-Naruto has mood ring eyes, too!
-In-text ANs.
-The elemental affinity testing paper is not described correctly.
-Iris has the Storm Release affinity (Lightning and Water) without having the corresponding kekkei genkai.
-The Harry Potter part is completely pointless.
If that doesn't scream 'Sue', I don't know what does.
From a New World to a Nightmare
When an adventurous 12 year old gets pulled into the fantasy world of Middle-Earth, she finds herself in the midst of new dangers and threats. Even with the help of her new friends, will she be able to defeat these evils and make it home alive?
For once, a LotR Sue who's not a Tenth Walker. Instead, she's transported to Bookverse, early Fourth Age. But she's been turned into an Elf, and Treebeard, Legolas, and Gimli need her help in dealing with a new evil. So still a Sue then...
I find Naruto irritating enough that I don't know what else to expect other than fanbrats thinking "Harry is cool. So are boobs. So is Naruto. So that means Harry + Naruto + boobs = SUPER MEGA AWESOME COOL! I'm smart. I got a C- once."
And never watched past the first arc yet I know enough to write that list.
Anko X Orochimaru!? OO
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APPLY BLEEPSINTHE INJECTION! NOW! XX
That injecting alcohol, bleach, aspirin or any combination thereof straight to your bloodstream is a sure-fire way to get killed, right?
This is why Bleeprin comes with a warning not to remind agents that it's chemically impossible.
Also, Bleepphine is a thing, and it only gets administered by I.V. drip.
~Neshomeh
Made it stop working?
Either way, Bleeprin+Alcohol=all the fun in the world Big BOOM, so you don't want to do that. :P
because I'd prefer that from reading this... thing... ever again!
W-wait... put that needle down, man! T'was a joke! Okay...? We're cool?