Have some German Chocolate and some Bleepka.

Have a guaranteed starter Pokémon!

Iiiiiiiiiit's Noivern!

And a starting item!

Fire Mind from The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth!

The synergy here is just plain good. Fire Mind is like King's Rock, but arguably better - every attack without a chance to Burn the opponent has a 10% chance to Burn the opponent. This makes its Infiltrator ability shine all the more, as it has the chance to inflict major statuses through Substitutes whatever move it takes. Given how easily it can be walled, it's useful for an OU mon to have. =]

Welcome!

I'm not sure if we've met, but welcome back anyway! :D
Well, have this SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :)!!!

I don't think we met; I'm Alleb! I'm fairly new-- I arrived back in May, I think. Have a flying carpet, courtesy of the Disney fandom, and welcome back!

I don't know where you're finding dust, since we keep the Board reasonably clean. Regardless, it's lovely to re-meet you, and here's a box of chocolate-chip granola bars!

Have an animate origami frog. Imbued with a charm against laptop failure.

Sorry to hear about your laptop, again. I hope everything's better where you're at! We've all been busy as well with our own things too, don't worry...

Anyway, as a welcome back present, have a scientifically accurate miniaturized Quetzalcoatlus! Warning: Do NOT keep it in the vicinity of your other housepets.

Have a +5 vorpal shovel! It automatically decapitates on a critical hit.