Hello!

I'm BAAAAAAAACK! by cartoondarkage1492 on 2015-07-06 19:43:00 UTC Reply

*yawn* Greetings, ladies and mentlegen! *cough, cough* Yeesh, it's dusty in here! I'm sure you're wondering where I've been *or at least those of you who still remember I exist*. Well, it's kind of a long story, but bottom line: My laptop's hard drive broke and it took two months to fix. Not the fixing itself, that took about two weeks. It took two months to find a good client to fix her and get the funding needed to do so. But I'm back now and that's the most important thing!

Have a welcome-back plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2015-07-08 15:01:00 UTC Reply
Hello! by dramaticsoprano on 2015-07-07 03:04:00 UTC Reply

Have some German Chocolate and some Bleepka.
Welcome back to the PPC! by Scapegrace on 2015-07-07 01:00:00 UTC Reply

Have a guaranteed starter Pokémon!

Iiiiiiiiiit's Noivern!

And a starting item!

Fire Mind from The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth!

The synergy here is just plain good. Fire Mind is like King's Rock, but arguably better - every attack without a chance to Burn the opponent has a 10% chance to Burn the opponent. This makes its Infiltrator ability shine all the more, as it has the chance to inflict major statuses through Substitutes whatever move it takes. Given how easily it can be walled, it's useful for an OU mon to have. =]

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Return-bie! Oh, Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay! by Matt Cipher on 2015-07-06 21:58:00 UTC Reply

Welcome!

I'm not sure if we've met, but welcome back anyway! :D
Well, have this SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :)!!!
Hi! by Alleb on 2015-07-06 21:51:00 UTC Reply

I don't think we met; I'm Alleb! I'm fairly new-- I arrived back in May, I think. Have a flying carpet, courtesy of the Disney fandom, and welcome back!
Welcome back! by eatpraylove on 2015-07-06 21:45:00 UTC Reply

I don't know where you're finding dust, since we keep the Board reasonably clean. Regardless, it's lovely to re-meet you, and here's a box of chocolate-chip granola bars!
Welcome back by Baroom on 2015-07-06 20:18:00 UTC Reply

Have an animate origami frog. Imbued with a charm against laptop failure.
Welcome back! *tosses Spikes* by SkarmorySilver on 2015-07-06 19:55:00 UTC Reply

Sorry to hear about your laptop, again. I hope everything's better where you're at! We've all been busy as well with our own things too, don't worry...

Anyway, as a welcome back present, have a scientifically accurate miniaturized Quetzalcoatlus! Warning: Do NOT keep it in the vicinity of your other housepets.
Welcome (back) to Creation, here's your shovel. by Voyd on 2015-07-06 19:53:00 UTC Reply

Have a +5 vorpal shovel! It automatically decapitates on a critical hit.