/cautiously steals some of Iximaz's cakefetti and throws it/

Hoom, hoom.
*clears throat*
Right!

Activity: do I know you? You've been here long enough. Though I did spy a certain RL-induced drop in activity recently.

PPC knowledge: I do not see anything blatantly wrong. Or wrong. Or anything. You're good.

Fic to spork: I read one chapter and went 'augh' and I have it from credible sources the rest is just as bad.

Writing ability (creative): Gungan agent, oh yes, how didn't we think about this before? It's hilarious! I also particularly like how Bosh'Guk argues with him... themselves?

The first prompt is okayish, but the second had me clutching my ribs. All good.

Writing ability (technical): I don't see any booboos. I also know get your pieces beta'd, so I'm confident I won't be seeing any "My Immortal" clones growing up from under your pen before dragging themselves to a lake and plopping in, tentacles writhing.

Therefore, unless another PG objects: Permission Granted.

Conga rats, dood.