Subject: Fanbrat!TheShyIon
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Posted on: 2015-06-26 04:53:00 UTC
Fanbrat!TheShyIon:
Name: Ion
Age: 15
Appearance: Beanpole, pale, with dirty blonde hair (constantly tangling) down to her bottom. Light gray eyes.
Common Mannerisms: Bites nails, occasional hand-flapping.
Lust Object: (This is a hard one. Elsa or New!Maleficent?) Let's go with Elsa.
Favorite Princess: Does a queen count? If so, Elsa. If not, Anna.
Favorite Prince: Hans. (She dislikes the 'nice' princes.)
Favorite Villain: Maleficent.
Personality: Cracks under pressure easily -- probably one of the first to break down crying and apologizing. Embarrasses easily. Very friendly. Finds it extremely hard to lie. Probably would see this as an opportunity if she wasn't so horribly embarrassed about having to attend. Drools all over the female villains (though not quite as much as with Elsa, of course.) Over-explains.
Likely Crimes Against Canon: Has a decent grasp of grammar, surprisingly -- the crimes would probably be heinously OOC femslash villain-shipping and having self-inserts go after Elsa. Probably after Villain!Elsa. Terrible at description. Shoving bizarre headcanons where they don't fit.
(Yes, I used to be a fanbrat. No, this isn't exactly how I was -- more a mix of how I was then and how I am now, with all the writing-improvement removed. I was *always* a fangirl for villains, though. Still am. This got too long, drat it. Sorry.)