Subject: 'Monte Alban'?
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Posted on: 2015-06-19 09:06:00 UTC

That... can that possibly not mean 'White Mountain'? Yep, I'm won over.

Unfortunately, we've run into a bit of a chronology problem. The Third Age ended 6000 years ago, but the earliest attested Mesoamerican culture, the Olmecs, were barely four thousand years ago. Which...

Wait, maybe it's not so bad. Tolkien thought we were just entering the Seventh Age, right? So:

Third Age: ends 4000 BC.
Fourth Age: 4000 BC - 2000 BC. Ends with the sinking of Mordor. Destroys utterly all major cities in the Americas Middle-earth. Society regresses to pre-civilised status.
Fifth Age: 2000 BC - AD 33 (because of course). The remnants of mortal society rebuild, starting with the Olmec and running down the list. Some old cities are rebuilt, including Minas Tirith/Monte Alban. The peoples of Middle-earth continue building step-pyramids, just like they learned from the Numenoreans (Hawaiians, remember).
Sixth Age: AD 33 to AD 1945. The Sixth Age starts with the 'Old Hope' - the incarnation of Iluvatar in the world. Towards its end, it becomes the tale of Elvish ghosts invading and conquering the lands of men. It ends with the Second German War, and the collapse of the last ghostish empires.
Seventh Age: AD 1945 - present. As with every other age-turnover, the Seventh starts with environmental upheaval... ;)

(So why is Christianity in this? Well, because it's in Middle-earth! But Jesus under this conception is... pretty different to the version you're thinking of. Remember, he's born in Valinor - and goes about preaching 'resurrection to eternal life' to a people who were once immortal. Whole new angle, right there.)

All we need to do now is find some natural disasters taking place round about 2000 BC, and we can pin a specific date on the sinking of Mordor. Maybe we can tie it into the Biblical Flood, too, that'd be fun(ny). ^_^

hS

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