Subject: Nothing concrete, buuuuut...
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Posted on: 2015-06-19 11:12:00 UTC

There have been some interesting tidbits from my trawling through the internet. One, which may or may not be correct, is that A Great Big Something Happened around 2200 BCE. The weird part is that the data from this period doesn't really look like it came from a volcanic eruption. I'll link you to the (quite dry and written by a Finnish EFL speaker) article here.

Basically, for the purposes of this thought experiment, I am choosing to believe means Mordor sank as a result of a meteor crashing into the Halls of Mandos, or whatever central Anatolia constitutes in this discussion. Again, while this is ever so slightly dubious, it's such an awesome image that I can't ignore it. =]

Also: this thing takes the Sixth Age as the rise of the Late Classical Mesoamerican civilizations, right? So, while it might not be entirely germane, we at least have, in Tenochtitlan...



Laketown.

Maybe.

Also also: Harad is supposed to be far to the south, right? Sort of on the top edge of South America, if Mordor is currently the damp bit between Florida and everywhere else. Now, an interesting point about the etymology of the term "desert" is that it was also used to describe places modern observers would call "jungle"...

Implying that Harad? Not a big sandy desert in this timeline. Actually, it lines up with what's now the northern coast of Venezuela and the islands off it. What's also worth noting is that there were several species of megafauna endemic to that part of the world, primarily toxodonts - big, shaggy-looking things that resemble hornless rhinos. They also had giant ground sloths and the frankly adorable glyptodonts. And these were definitely around during the Third Age of our timeline - we've got finds dating from up to 1000 BCE, far outstripping the sinking of Mordor.

I am therefore choosing to believe that Mumakil and Oliphaunts are in fact shaggy rhino-looking things and/or overgrown armadillos.

And I'm perfectly bloody fine with that. =]

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