Subject: You've received a gift from a sponsor!
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Posted on: 2013-02-13 11:30:00 UTC

A small container sails slowly to the ground by way of parachute amidst the cannon fire indicating another fallen assassin. You find a note on it, written in mediocre-level cursive. It reads:

"Welcome, newbie! Have a gift from Teh Specs!"

Blinking in confusion brought on by lack of sleep mixed with fear and paranoia, you quietly open the container and receive:


A Convenient Supply Bag!

(Filled with answers to a good deal of your problems!)

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