*coughs* by
Pesoptim
on 2015-06-14 04:15:00 UTC
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Well, I just read almost all of that. "Almost" meaning I had to skip the last few paragraphs and then read the last one. Thankfully it was short. Yeah, I don't know who would do it.
(Maybemebutidonthavepermissionyet.)
Ew no. by
SkarmorySilver
on 2015-06-11 13:45:00 UTC
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I'm not sure which department would be the one to handle this, but I'm definitely not touching this one with a Macedonian sarissa (which is like a ten-foot pole, but bigger and pointier).
I mean... Underage sex AND bestiality at the same time? No. My body wasn't ready. No, not at all. *scrambles for the Bleeprin*