I used to be a massive Twitard several years back, from about when I was twelve to when I was fourteen. Mercifully, I grew out of the phase, but for a while I was calling it my second-favorite series.



But, on the bright side, that means I remember just about everything about that series piece of garbage thing. So, if anyone ever needs a canon expert, I'm happy to help.

Worst. Crossover. EVER.

Seems like a pattern - he bought it in that one Twilight/SPN crossover, too.
I'm certainly qualified as an advisor - I've read all but one of the books and seen all but one of the films. And read das_mervin's endless rants on how horrible the series is...

I'm also among those who decided to check out the books when everyone else wouldn't stop reading them. I read the first three before going on vacation for a month or so and coming to my senses. Admittedly, that was a while ago; but I've read several different sporkings of the series since (including Das Mervin's), and I'd say I know a fair amount. (I also know where to find a Twilight wiki, and can search the sporkings for references if necessary). As to agents, I definitely have at least one (technically DMS, but she gets the odd temporary transfer) who would admit to reading the sporkings, if perhaps not the books; my DIC team...yeah, I think I can picture one or the other of them checking out some part of it. I'd have to give a little more thought to who would work best, but I'm sure it'll work for at least one of my agents or agent pairs.

Add in that I have some large pieces of free time on my hands, and I'd say we're set (assuming you want to work with me to begin with). Also, the fic kills Charlie? That's making me kind of mad. Charlie...okay, Charlie's character gets mucked up, but he has a lot of awesome moments. Crowd favorite, of sorts. So. Mad. I'm getting there.

How about it?

~DF

See, I've already worked with both Iximaz and SkarmorySilver. No offense intended toward either of them, but I'd like variety in my cowritten missions.

So far, I seem to be at my best when I'm working with others. I do plan on doing solo missions as well– After all, I've got Plans for my agents. But I want to work at my best ability, and that seems to be as a cowrite partner.

I have a decent amount of knowledge of all four Twilight books, courtesy of my mom and her audio book CDS back in the day. Obviously this would have to involve either a DIC team or a Floaters one, but among my teams it's my DMS one that's currently in rotation.

I'll happily beta if you kill this thing, though. Good luck!

Look, I was in high school. Everybody else was reading them. I thought they were kind of stupid at the time...

Excuses aside, though, I don't really have any characters who would be qualified to help out. Aaron barely knows any canon outside of his own, and Natasha operates under the assumption that all vampires work exactly like Nasuverse ones. I do have plans for the agents who recruited Natasha, but I think I should actually write a mission with the characters I got approved first.