Subject: Hello!
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Posted on: 2015-05-30 17:32:00 UTC
Have some Swiss Chocolate and a bottle of Bleepka. You're going to need them really soon.
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Hello, I say hi, (newbie) by
on 2015-05-30 16:23:00 UTC
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I found the PPC when I mentioned on another forum that I was going to take the plunge and read My Immortal.(I haven't finished it yet. I don't think I want to)
And I'm one of those people who can easily understand things when they aren't so coherent. So when I went to read something that had good grammar, my brain started screaming at me about it. Maybe I'll read a chapter or two before I proofread something. It certainly makes mistakes more glaring.
I write, and I draw, but I am not very good at either. -
You may say that you aren't good... by
on 2015-05-31 15:48:00 UTC
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...but don't let that affect what you do here. :) Here! Have a lifetime supply of your favorite candy!
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Welcome to the PPC! by
on 2015-05-31 11:43:00 UTC
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Here's your starter Pokémon!
Iiiiiiit's Spewpa!
And your starting item is:
Hopoo Feather from Risk Of Rain!
Now, the Hopoo Feather grants the user Flying-type STAB and immunity to Ground-type attacks, but none of the weaknesses the Flying type. It also increases the damage of Flying-type moves by 33% if the user already has a Flying typing, so keep it around if you wanna use it for a Vivillon. =] -
Welcome! by
on 2015-05-31 00:15:00 UTC
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Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series! :D
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Hella by
on 2015-05-30 23:15:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board and here is a Plue Light Pen.
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Hello, newbie! by
on 2015-05-30 22:45:00 UTC
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Awww, you don't like My Immortal? It's pretty much my favourite badfic ever - always good for a laugh.
Oh, right, gifts. Here, have a towel with the DMS logo emblazoned on it. And don't lose it - you'll need it. -
Re: Hello, newbie! by
on 2015-05-30 23:32:00 UTC
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In my humble opinion, My Immortal is so bad its good. And I'm more consumed with amazement at its awfulness then hatred.
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I just assumed... by
on 2015-05-31 00:49:00 UTC
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You said you didn't think you wanted to finish it. If you stop now, you'll miss out on the best parts!
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.
"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!"
"Hey where the **** is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia ****. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
Oh, don't read Celebrian. -
Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
on 2015-05-30 22:25:00 UTC
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Have a shovel enchanted to unearth Gyroids!
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Welcome! by
on 2015-05-30 20:43:00 UTC
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As your gift have this replica of the One Ring that does... something. Not sure what, but has an effect that haven't able to figure out despite repeated tests.
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Dai Stiho! *Waves* by
on 2015-05-30 19:25:00 UTC
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I can't offer you much in the way of newbie gifts (my CWACOM minis are MINE, dammit!), but I have *Optional!Hugs* if you want them. :)
Hope you enjoy yourself here!
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Hi! by
on 2015-05-30 19:22:00 UTC
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Here, have this flaming electric guitar. And I completely agree, My Immortal is likely the third-worst thing I've ever read. I thought it was bad in a hilarious way, but understanding incoherent things well likely only makes it more NSFB.
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Welcome! by
on 2015-05-30 17:56:00 UTC
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I'm also pretty much a newbie. Here, have a new bee! Just hatched.
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Welcome! by
on 2015-05-30 17:38:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers! Careful, it's a bit sharp...
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Hello! by
on 2015-05-30 17:32:00 UTC
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Have some Swiss Chocolate and a bottle of Bleepka. You're going to need them really soon.
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hELLO! by
on 2015-05-30 17:09:00 UTC
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Have a Generic Newbie gift! Give it a description and it can be whatever you like!
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'ello, mate. by
on 2015-05-30 17:02:00 UTC
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Here, have this cup of confused Lapsang Souchong tea - it's not quite certain whether it smells like a campfire or not, so please be gentle with it, OK?
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Oops by
on 2015-05-30 16:55:00 UTC
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I wasn't logged in for some reason when I posted that, and thank you guys for the gifts. I'm sure they'll be put to great use.
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Another newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
on 2015-05-30 16:31:00 UTC
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Hey there, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this whistling llama! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it.
Care to tell us a little about yourself? Fandoms, perhaps? I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd myself, so if you ever need an obscure fact checked, I'm your girl!
So, I'd like to take this opportunity to point you in the direction of the Original Series and the Constitution, since those are the only required reading around here, but I'll also point you towards Neshomeh's spin-offs because they're Just That Good. ;)
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HELLO FELLOW NEWBIE by
on 2015-05-30 16:31:00 UTC
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Welcome fellow newbie to the land of PPC. I have no idea what's going on but I hope you'll make sense of it.
Take this pile of dirt I found as your gift. It's enchanted with fire so.... Who even enchanted dirt? Eh. Enjoy the dirt. -
Re: HELLO FELLOW NEWBIE by
on 2015-05-30 16:52:00 UTC
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I looked over the wiki and the constitution before I joined, so its no problem._
Ahhh, fandoms
I don't have much of anything to say about fandoms,but if you've read it, I've read it, and that includes Harry Potter
I was in the Hetalia fandom for like 5 months before I flitted out, because I don't stay in fandoms very long.
I'm currently in the Stand Still, Stay Silent fandom, which is for a webcomic. The fandom is really small but really dedicated, which is the reason why I've made any improvement in my art or writing at all.
Speaking of comics, I'm a pretty big fan of the MCU. Except for those romantic subplots. I'm not a fan of those romantic subplots.