Subject: 'ello, mate.
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Posted on: 2015-05-30 17:03:00 UTC
Here, have this spork.
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That's what you asked for, no? No? Aright. Have this cup of tea, too. No, the leaves aren't going to eat you, why are you asking?
Hi people of the board.
I'm a newbie and even though I haven't given an introduction yet I have an extremely important request.
So, have any of you heard of Wattpad?
Good, a few of you have. For those who don't know it's kind of like fanfiction.net except you can write anything and not just fan-fiction.
Now for my request.
I really want someone to sort out the Wattpad story 'After'. It's a fanfic about a badboy style Harry Styles (from 1Direction) who goes after (see what I did there?) the MC Tessa Young. It's a horribly written story and involves anger (EXPLICIT!) s*x. Those scenes are horrible and leave a bad taste in the mouth. It's the most infamous book on Wattpad.
Please please please can an agent sort this out? And if it's already been done can someone link me to it?
Thanks.
I'm guessing from your username that you're a Pokemon fan. Here's a Shinx plushie and a basket of Poffins! Don't worry, I got rid of the burned ones. ;)
Welcome to the board and here is a Bleen Light Pen.
Since everyone else already answered the thing with your request, I will just give you this replica of The One Ring, that summons an urple spork while you wear it, as a newbie gift.
...Real Person Fic missions are heavily frowned upon. I haven't looked into the sordid details myself, but there's all sorts of privacy infringement issues that relate to the fics in the first place, and we at the PPC would rather not risk a bad situation with those.
Anyway, welcome! Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Here, have this spork.
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That's what you asked for, no? No? Aright. Have this cup of tea, too. No, the leaves aren't going to eat you, why are you asking?
Have a Generic Newbie Gift! Give it a description and it can be whatever you like!
This shovel has a spell to make anyone fall in love with the subject!
... dunno why someone cast that spell on a shovel, though. Seriously, who'd want to fall in love with one?
Thank you for the shovel, I will now become Shovel Knight.
*goes chasing after her*
Oh, right, newbie! Hey there!
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*pokes*
Anyway, welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this honking capybara! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it. :)
Anyway, looks like the others have already explained we don't normally take requests or do RPF though dear Rowling Wattpad is like another Circle of Lemmings we should have a name for that, so I'll just point you in the direction of the Original Series and the Constitution, and Neshomeh's spin-offs if you haven't read those yet, because they're awesome. :)
Hope you like it here!
Because frankly, Wattpad is for people who think the Pit's rules on quality control are too restrictive, so going through that stuff? Fish in a barrel. =]
Hi there! Welcome! Here, take this Rare Candy. Now you're one step closer to being one of the best Pokemon ever!
So, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? How'd you find us? What are your fandoms?
Well, I found the PPC when I was looking for the worst fanfic ever. I was lead to the wikis for Legendary Baddic, ended up reading some more about the PPC and voila, here we are now.
My favourite things to do are playing videogames, reading, drawing and daydreaming.
Pokemon is one of my favourite areas, next comes TMNT then FF, Zelda and SolaToRobo: Red the Hunter.
Welcome to the PPC!
Here's your starter mon:
Iiiiiiiiiiit's Nuzleaf!
And your starting item:
Ghost Baby from The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth!
The synergy there's pretty good - with Ghost Baby equipped, all your moves will hit through Protect, Detect, and similar for 1/4 damage. =]
Now, as for your fic... er, sorry, cob, you're out of luck there. The PPC hasn't really done Real Person Fic for some time now, I'm afraid; it is, after all, more than a little invasive. As much as the thought of a Harry Styles replacement being repeatedly stabbed in the gizzards by an overweight clown fills me with delight, it's just... not something we do. Sorry.
Thanks for the Nuzleaf and Ghost Baby!
Yeah, I was kind of thinking that a real person fic wouldn't be sporked. But if it makes any difference the supposed 'Harry Styles' is so OOC it might as well be someone else. And I just called Harry Stules an it.
Also, is there anyway to request a doc to get sporked? Do you just post on the board requesting for one? Or is there a specific place to put it?
We have threads here on the Board in which badfics get reported, so if they strike someone's fancy they will get missioned.
But the closest thing to requests that is likely to be accepted right away is if the fic's author him/herself asks us to spork it because... well, it is a rare thing indeeed.
People mission stuff because it rustles their jimmies, or they think they can write a funny story, or because they have something special in mind. The PPC isn't a spork factory, it's a bunch of people who like each other's company and have this thing about writing. Pretty simple, actually.