I'm guessing from your username that you're a Pokemon fan. Here's a Shinx plushie and a basket of Poffins! Don't worry, I got rid of the burned ones. ;)

Welcome to the board and here is a Bleen Light Pen.

Since everyone else already answered the thing with your request, I will just give you this replica of The One Ring, that summons an urple spork while you wear it, as a newbie gift.

...Real Person Fic missions are heavily frowned upon. I haven't looked into the sordid details myself, but there's all sorts of privacy infringement issues that relate to the fics in the first place, and we at the PPC would rather not risk a bad situation with those.

Anyway, welcome! Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Here, have this spork.
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That's what you asked for, no? No? Aright. Have this cup of tea, too. No, the leaves aren't going to eat you, why are you asking?

Have a Generic Newbie Gift! Give it a description and it can be whatever you like!

This shovel has a spell to make anyone fall in love with the subject!

... dunno why someone cast that spell on a shovel, though. Seriously, who'd want to fall in love with one?

*goes chasing after her*

Oh, right, newbie! Hey there!

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*pokes*

Anyway, welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this honking capybara! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it. :)

Anyway, looks like the others have already explained we don't normally take requests or do RPF though dear Rowling Wattpad is like another Circle of Lemmings we should have a name for that, so I'll just point you in the direction of the Original Series and the Constitution, and Neshomeh's spin-offs if you haven't read those yet, because they're awesome. :)

Hope you like it here!

Hi there! Welcome! Here, take this Rare Candy. Now you're one step closer to being one of the best Pokemon ever!

So, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? How'd you find us? What are your fandoms?

Welcome to the PPC!
Here's your starter mon:

Iiiiiiiiiiit's Nuzleaf!

And your starting item:

Ghost Baby from The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth!

The synergy there's pretty good - with Ghost Baby equipped, all your moves will hit through Protect, Detect, and similar for 1/4 damage. =]

Now, as for your fic... er, sorry, cob, you're out of luck there. The PPC hasn't really done Real Person Fic for some time now, I'm afraid; it is, after all, more than a little invasive. As much as the thought of a Harry Styles replacement being repeatedly stabbed in the gizzards by an overweight clown fills me with delight, it's just... not something we do. Sorry.