Since us PPCers are supposed to be both creative and crazy, I thought of something that should be right up our alley!

Have any of you heard the term "misheard lyrics" or "soramimi"? Long story short, you take a song that is in a language you don't know (or a song that is supposed to be in English, but is completely unintelligible) and make up lyrics based on what you heard. One of my favorites is this parody of the Super Smash Bros. Brawl theme song.

So my challenge to you, should you accept it, is this: There are two songs in desperate need of misheard lyrics! We have "Fighting Fate" and "Born Anew," both from Final Fantasy XIII! For either song (or both, if you're crazy enough), please make up the funniest misheard lyrics that you can, and post those lyrics under the appropriate sub-heading.

Have fun!