Subject: Hello!
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Posted on: 2015-04-25 02:03:00 UTC
Welcome! Greetings! Salutations! Good day! It's nice to see a fellow newbie. Uhh... have a tire? That's what you eat right?
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Introductions by
on 2015-04-24 22:25:00 UTC
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Hello. I have chosen to be RogErt. I shall assume I will now receive the traditional grey-zone welcoming greetings typical in this layer. Hopefully, this shall lead to a beneficial functionary between me and your non-magenta flavored members. Because, seriously, magenta flavored creamy wafers are gross. Tires are a far superior bread of olfactory sensational messages.
Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh right, here. I think I'll be able to find something to do, in my time here. What do you think? -
Belated Welcome and have a pet alligator. (nm) by
on 2015-04-26 20:48:00 UTC
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Roleplay? by
on 2015-04-26 18:54:00 UTC
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Hey, is there a RP I can join here?
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Yes! by
on 2015-04-26 19:56:00 UTC
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There's one going on at the Other Board right now.
You can get to the other board by going to the wiki and there should be a link on the page for the other board. -
I'll save the trouble of the search by
on 2015-04-26 20:45:00 UTC
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The other board . Just read the rules and all.
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Welcome! by
on 2015-04-26 10:09:00 UTC
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Here, have an Invisibility Cloak, that also has the swirling abilities from Tanz Der Vampire. Double epic awesomeness!
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Welcome! by
on 2015-04-25 22:43:00 UTC
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Here have this book. It seems to ooze slime whenever colors are mentioned. I assume that you two will get along great.
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2015-04-25 19:53:00 UTC
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Welcome aBoard! by
on 2015-04-25 15:50:00 UTC
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Okay, you don"t like magenta-flavoured stuff. But what about these urple-flavoured cookies?
I've also tried reading Homestuck, but I stopped somewhere in Act 2, and I'm too lazy to either start over or find where I stopped. :P -
Hello, grey-beast! by
on 2015-04-25 12:15:00 UTC
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It's excellent to see another fan of Awful Hospital around. =]
Have a thing! It's definitely a thing, and the spikes are not there to consume parts of you that you will not know have been consumed until the red days come. =] -
Down Owain! by
on 2015-04-25 03:31:00 UTC
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Sorry about my Forrtres he gets exicted around newbies.
Here's a Combee. Don't ask where I found him -
Wouldn't that be Forretress? by
on 2015-04-25 04:19:00 UTC
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*ducks as the mini-Missingno flies overhead*
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'ello, mate. by
on 2015-04-25 03:04:00 UTC
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Have this cup of very good TGFOP Ceylon tea. No, the leaves are not going to eat you, why are you looking at me like that?
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To show a Proper Welcome... by
on 2015-04-25 02:33:00 UTC
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Here's an arrow for you to put in people's knees and a Get Out of the Ball Pit Free card!
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Hiya! by
on 2015-04-25 02:14:00 UTC
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Since Ixi seems to have taken the first Poke, here's a peanut-butter flavored tyre. Have fun!
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Hello! by
on 2015-04-25 02:03:00 UTC
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Welcome! Greetings! Salutations! Good day! It's nice to see a fellow newbie. Uhh... have a tire? That's what you eat right?
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Willkommen! by
on 2015-04-25 01:30:00 UTC
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Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!
Fremder, Etranger, Stranger!
Gluklich zu sehen, Je suis enchante,
Happy to see you,
Bleibe, reste stay!
Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!
Im cabaret, Au cabaret, To cabaret! -
*high-fives* (nm) by
on 2015-04-25 14:36:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2015-04-25 00:58:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
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Hello and welcome to Arkham Asylum... wait! Sorry, the PPC! by
on 2015-04-25 00:09:00 UTC
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Well, I think you may read The Constitution and The Original Series, and tell us your fandoms, which pronouns shall we use with you.
As for your gift, here you can have this replica of The One Ring that smells like a tire and gives you super-speed while you wear it. (The giver is no liable for any injuries caused by the misuse of the abilities granted by this ring.) -
Welcome a'Board! by
on 2015-04-24 23:40:00 UTC
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(Magenta-flavored creamy wafers? Is that some kind of Homestuck reference? Cause right now, I'm picturing pink Necco wafers that melted together.) I think you'll fit in just fine. Here's some movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and PPC Constitution! Oh, and a Japanese lucky cat bank, too. ^_^
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Hella by
on 2015-04-24 23:37:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board and here is a wilver light pen.
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Welcome! by
on 2015-04-24 23:30:00 UTC
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I agree, magenta flavoured wafers are very gross! And, as for your gift... *rifles through pockets* Here is a Star Trek Console! It explodes whenever bad stuff happens, and can be improved by giving it more power! In all seriousness, you may want to inform people about the fandoms you consider yourself a member of.
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Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
on 2015-04-24 23:29:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this roaring hamster! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it. ;)
May I point you to the Constitution and Original Series, if you have not already read them? And might I also inquire as to your fandoms? -
Answer by
on 2015-04-25 04:18:00 UTC
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(Going a bit out of character, for now.)
Yes, I read both of those. Here are some fandom-type things that I like:
-Noisy Tenant( AKA Awful Hospital/Burgrr)
-Steven Universe
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
-Dragonball Z Abridged
-Harry Potter
-Dark Souls
-Homestuck
-Doctor Who (Sorta)
Note I might be missing a few. Still, I think that's a good list. -
Don't worry about going 'out of character'. by
on 2015-04-25 13:22:00 UTC
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This Board isn't used for RPs (mostly; there are exceptions to this), and everyone here is just themselves.
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Re: Don't worry about going 'out of character'. by
on 2015-04-25 16:43:00 UTC
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(I know, I just like to create a character to interact through. I think its fun for me to do that. I hope that isn't a bad thing.)
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Well... by
on 2015-04-25 21:53:00 UTC
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Playing a character doesn't help us get to know you, which is what the Permission Givers need to do in order to decide whether or not to trust you to play nicely in our private sandbox. So yeah, it could be a bit of a problem if you eventually want Permission to PPC.
That said, though, welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay!
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Dai Stiho! *Waves; also offers Optional!Hugs* (nm) by
on 2015-04-24 23:25:00 UTC
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Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
on 2015-04-24 23:23:00 UTC
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Have a +3 elf and Sue bane shovel! It deals extra damage to Mary Sues and elves! The damage doesn't stack for elven Sues, sorry.
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Interesting! by
on 2015-04-25 00:36:00 UTC
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Well, I guess I'll take it! I suppose this will be very useful.
Anyway, do NOT go to THE MEAT ZONE! EVER! It is VERY, VERY DANGEROUS! TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MEAT THE TOP CHEF! -
Hey look, a mini-Boarder! by
on 2015-04-25 01:05:00 UTC
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Hi there, RegErt! Would you like to meet Vitd?
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on 2015-04-25 04:46:00 UTC
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What is this "Vitd" you inform me of through your grey-zone electrical brain item?
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Vitd is my mini. by
on 2015-04-25 14:11:00 UTC
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Yeah, I thought it was impossible to get mini-Boarders out of my username. I was very very wrong. Cute little guy, isn't he?
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I have two! by
on 2015-04-26 14:22:00 UTC
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And they were both from my username because I was using an iPhone. Meet OtangeYoshi99 and OrangeYpshi99!
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Personally, I suggest daggers... by
on 2015-04-24 22:28:00 UTC
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They're much more crunchy and a perfect source of iron.
As for your welcoming gift, please accept THE SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :) -
Thanks! by
on 2015-04-24 22:36:00 UTC
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I shall take your gift! Also, I will try out daggers. I've heard they are a bit hard, though.
Anyway, where do you come from? I definitely hope it isn't the Hospital! Dreadful place, there. Too humid. Also, what is your favorite color of soup? I like smooth. -
The Dream Realm... by
on 2015-04-24 22:51:00 UTC
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Very nice place, to be honest. It's really changing everyday, people coming in and out, leaving such wonderful dreams behind.
For the soup, I prefer deep - the one you must drink with 14" straw to reach the bottom of the cup. -
Wrong Location (Sorry!) by
on 2015-04-25 00:21:00 UTC
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I think you don't know what I'm talking about.
Meanwhile, THE HOSPITAL, as it is called by some, is awful. It carries its influence over many, many zone. including the Grey Zone! I've heard of its foul leader, one Dr T.E. PHAGE! I hope that I never must make a greeting with his foul bow-tied visage directly. I hope he doesn't bring such a fearsome tool as his rubber duck or thingy-ma-bobs from you-know-what!