Roleplay? by
RogErt
on 2015-04-26 18:54:00 UTC
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Hey, is there a RP I can join here?
Welcome! by
Silenthunder
on 2015-04-26 10:09:00 UTC
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Here, have an Invisibility Cloak, that also has the swirling abilities from Tanz Der Vampire. Double epic awesomeness!
Welcome! by
Superfluity
on 2015-04-25 22:43:00 UTC
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Here have this book. It seems to ooze slime whenever colors are mentioned. I assume that you two will get along great.
Welcome aBoard! by
domirossi
on 2015-04-25 15:50:00 UTC
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Okay, you don"t like magenta-flavoured stuff. But what about these urple-flavoured cookies?
I've also tried reading Homestuck, but I stopped somewhere in Act 2, and I'm too lazy to either start over or find where I stopped. :P
Hello, grey-beast! by
Scapegrace
on 2015-04-25 12:15:00 UTC
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It's excellent to see another fan of Awful Hospital around. =]
Have a thing! It's definitely a thing, and the spikes are not there to consume parts of you that you will not know have been consumed until the red days come. =]
Down Owain! by
Seychelles
on 2015-04-25 03:31:00 UTC
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Sorry about my Forrtres he gets exicted around newbies.
Here's a Combee. Don't ask where I found him
'ello, mate. by
Desdendelle
on 2015-04-25 03:04:00 UTC
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Have this cup of very good TGFOP Ceylon tea. No, the leaves are not going to eat you, why are you looking at me like that?
To show a Proper Welcome... by
cartoondarkage1492
on 2015-04-25 02:33:00 UTC
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Here's an arrow for you to put in people's knees and a Get Out of the Ball Pit Free card!
Hiya! by
KittyEden
on 2015-04-25 02:14:00 UTC
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Since Ixi seems to have taken the first Poke, here's a peanut-butter flavored tyre. Have fun!
Hello! by
OrangeYoshi99
on 2015-04-25 02:03:00 UTC
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Welcome! Greetings! Salutations! Good day! It's nice to see a fellow newbie. Uhh... have a tire? That's what you eat right?
Willkommen! by
cartoondarkage1492
on 2015-04-25 01:30:00 UTC
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Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!
Fremder, Etranger, Stranger!
Gluklich zu sehen, Je suis enchante,
Happy to see you,
Bleibe, reste stay!
Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!
Im cabaret, Au cabaret, To cabaret!
Welcome! by
SkarmorySilver
on 2015-04-25 00:58:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Hello and welcome to Arkham Asylum... wait! Sorry, the PPC! by
Edhelistar
on 2015-04-25 00:09:00 UTC
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Well, I think you may read The Constitution and The Original Series, and tell us your fandoms, which pronouns shall we use with you.
As for your gift, here you can have this replica of The One Ring that smells like a tire and gives you super-speed while you wear it. (The giver is no liable for any injuries caused by the misuse of the abilities granted by this ring.)
Welcome a'Board! by
eatpraylove
on 2015-04-24 23:40:00 UTC
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(Magenta-flavored creamy wafers? Is that some kind of Homestuck reference? Cause right now, I'm picturing pink Necco wafers that melted together.) I think you'll fit in just fine. Here's some movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and PPC Constitution! Oh, and a Japanese lucky cat bank, too. ^_^
Hella by
radioactiveSue
on 2015-04-24 23:37:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board and here is a wilver light pen.
Welcome! by
ratbrainbasher
on 2015-04-24 23:30:00 UTC
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I agree, magenta flavoured wafers are very gross! And, as for your gift... *rifles through pockets* Here is a Star Trek Console! It explodes whenever bad stuff happens, and can be improved by giving it more power! In all seriousness, you may want to inform people about the fandoms you consider yourself a member of.
Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
Iximaz
on 2015-04-24 23:29:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this roaring hamster! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it. ;)
May I point you to the Constitution and Original Series, if you have not already read them? And might I also inquire as to your fandoms?
Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
Voyd
on 2015-04-24 23:23:00 UTC
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Have a +3 elf and Sue bane shovel! It deals extra damage to Mary Sues and elves! The damage doesn't stack for elven Sues, sorry.
Personally, I suggest daggers... by
Matt Cipher
on 2015-04-24 22:28:00 UTC
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They're much more crunchy and a perfect source of iron.
As for your welcoming gift, please accept THE SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :)