Subject: Ugh. Even my free time isn't "free" of this.
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Posted on: 2015-04-18 00:51:00 UTC
Knock it off, both of you.
Librarian, put the explosives down. I'll remind you that murder is a crime in the PPC.
Antrilovorasilendar, Dives is eight-freaking-teen years old. I think that's all that needs to be said here.
They're very stubby, poorly SPaG'd, and are unnecessary due to a lack of missions. I won't be able to attend to this for another 18+ hours, so could someone nip this in the bud before it becomes a Big Problem?
Thanks, other person who deleted the pages I didn't.
ALSO, SPAM CONTROL! SPAM MUST BE EXTERMINATED!
If the Daleks are the ones protecting the Wiki, then what does that make the mysterious person who's editing it?
We are the Harbinger of your perfection. Your form is weak. Know this as you die in vain: your time will come, your species will fall. Prepare yourselves for the arrival.
"Additionally, I put it to you all that, if we (the superior Gallifreyan race) are to retain our status, we must ensure a line of the true blood - or as true as it can get in the circumstances. Since you are already acquainted with the Jade Warden, Agent Dives, I shall extend the Continuity Council's gratitude for your taking part in this endeavour, and will ensure that any romantic meals, skimpy attire, and walrus costumes are filed as 'Miscellaneous Expenses (Oddments)' in accordance with regulation XV, clause Beta. Enjoy!"
I'd recommend looking behind you every once in a while; Librarian still has a stock of C4, and he's itching to see how well you'd look... exploded.
"I must select baby robes!"
...and with the Librarian of all people, we couldn't?
I am sterile. Now hush before I see just how ugly your innards are. I heard explosives are good for that?
Knock it off, both of you.
Librarian, put the explosives down. I'll remind you that murder is a crime in the PPC.
Antrilovorasilendar, Dives is eight-freaking-teen years old. I think that's all that needs to be said here.
You haven't smelled the pheromones fly when they're around each other, have you? XD
The sheer thought of the Librarian managing to look at another person without being condescending is mind-boggling... but not as weird as the mental image of the Notary picking out baby clothes. Her? Being nice? Not gonna happen.
But within time, they will! It's just like how Hermione and Ron started! *silly grin*
Though I will admit the Notary picking out baby clothes is a bit terrifying.
((Zeb doesn't quite realize Agent!Des was only trolling and became a full-blown Shipper on Deck. This can only lead to hilarity.))
Interfere with PPC affairs and I'll interfere with you. Understand?
"What exactly is the Department of Internal Affairs's position on blatant discriminatory practices by its field operatives? Pursuant to regulation 27, subsection h, clause iv? Is that ringing any bells? While I myself acknowledge the inherent superiority of the Time Lords, I am at least a little more subtle about it, and since you're actively antagonising your colleagues purely for reasons of species, I believe that puts you under the classification of Agitator Grade 4(d;r).
"Oh, and for your information; you were a gropo with delusions of adequacy. I was a blockade runner until my crew were blown up. Which of us did more again? Was it me? Yes. Yes it was. So sit down and shut up."
We'll let someone with permission/the ability to do that handle this from here. :)
I looked for something similar yesterday and couldn't find it. How do I do this?
Something like that. (My communication skills are on point, aren't they?)