Subject: Pleasure to meet you, then, Leo!
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Posted on: 2015-04-14 21:18:00 UTC
I try to stick to my screenname (it's my initials; my parents wouldn't be well pleased if I used my full name!), though I use Autistic_Ace and thatcwacomanon on other sites. :)
Greetings, protectors of Fanfiction the world over. I'm here about the help wanted sign needing new members. I wish to serve and protect the fictionalized public.
To our world of weird! Have an unforeseen consequence juicebox. The side effect is completely random.
Oh, like someone's impression of Uncle Grandpa? Makes sense. *sips and poofs* Perfect, I'm a cassowary!
We wish the same as you - I think we'll get along well! Have some candy to start the day, can be any type you like!
Ooh, Airheads! My favorite! Wow, I can see why Cupid loves it here!
Greetings, fellow starter in the crusade! I'm Leo Ironclaws! What name do you go by, sir/madame?
I try to stick to my screenname (it's my initials; my parents wouldn't be well pleased if I used my full name!), though I use Autistic_Ace and thatcwacomanon on other sites. :)
You're gonna like it here. *fistbumps* Since I don't know what your fandoms besides Kid Icarus are, have a Pit amiibo and some delicious tempura! (Don't worry, no angels were harmed in making the tempura.)
Actually, my mun's into various things; most notably Pokemon, Amazing World of Gumball, Steven Universe and of course Shovel Knight. With this kind of clientele, you can tell things are gonna get more crazy around here!
I present you with this Potato that my neighbor threw at me. How kind of him!
Indeed... Actually, the name is Leonidas Ironclaws, but you can call me Leo. *winks*
Welcome to the board and here is a magic sniper rifle.
I'm detecting a pattern with these magic implements. This will go great next to my Machina rifle!
Have a +1 shovel!
A fellow Shovel Knight fan I take it?
But also a DnD/Pathfinder fan.
Out of curiosity, which is your favorite boss from Shovel Knight? Mine's a tie between Plague Knight and Propeller Knight.
His stage happens to have my favorite music in the game.
Welcome aBoard! As a newbie gift, take this humming pocket ibex. If the urple bows on its horns become too much, feel free to remove them. :)
Well, I've never heard of the color urple, but thanks! Eh, what exactly is a humming pocket ibex? A tiny, ibex version of a griffin?
Innit glorious?
And hopefully this helps explain what urple is.
So it's a Mary Sue Ibex? How promising a sitewarming gift.
I just like to give weird-sounding animals with urple bows to show they're a present. If you don't like the urple, you can just take it off. Unless the newbie present is a fish, and in that case the scales are urple and you can't do anything about it. XD
Always happy to see a new face. Here, have a SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :)
Er, thanks. At the risk of asking the obvious, what exactly does this do?
Hello, please accept this bri-err gift! *rifles through pockets* Here is a genuine eighties keytar!
Wonderful! Now I can start reviving Oingo Boingo! In all seriousness, it's nice to see such a friendly community after seeing the world of Fanfiction.Net and Fimfiction. To say the least, good fanfiction's a dying breed.
It is recommended that you will read the Original Series. It is also recommended (read: required) that you read the Constitution.
Oh, and check the wiki.
Last but not least, have this cup of tea. No, the leaves won't try to eat you, why are you asking?
And a fine hello to you too! My name's Leo; Leo Ironclaws, here to slash badfic in favor of hilarious goodfic! And don't worry, I already am reading both that and the Constitution. Rest assured, we should be able to get along just fine. *winks* And thank you for clearing that up. In the meantime, here's a little gift from me, courtesy of my master, Dyntos: The Ironclaw Slasher! This melee weapon was specially designed to increase speed in exchange for a minor decrease in power. *sips* Not bad! What kind of tea is it?
It's Oolong tea, of course. Made from the best Stygian tea leaves there are.
-Holds Slasher between forefinger and thumb-
I need to find a place to put that in.
Yeah, as the title said. But anyway, aren't you supposed to pick a username? We always do that around here.
In any case, have one of my shed feathers! Careful, it's pretty sharp!
Forgive me, I'm new around here; and I was sent by one of your own. A Mr. Cupid I believe. Can't miss him, kinda looks like Pit, only drunker? Anyway, I would if I knew where to do that. And before you ask, I made an account for WebApp less than a minute ago just to be sure.
In the meantime, you can call me Leo; Leo Ironclaws! Servant of the lord Dyntos and protector of...whatever universe Uprising takes place in!
I think you already did! XD And I'm happy to see another Kid Icarus around here!
I've gotta duck out for tonight (it's 1:46 AM where I'm at), but for now, feel free to read the Original Series and the PPC Constitution. It'll take a little while, yes, but you won't regret it, I'm sure! :D