Oh, like someone's impression of Uncle Grandpa? Makes sense. *sips and poofs* Perfect, I'm a cassowary!

Ooh, Airheads! My favorite! Wow, I can see why Cupid loves it here!

Greetings, fellow starter in the crusade! I'm Leo Ironclaws! What name do you go by, sir/madame?

Actually, my mun's into various things; most notably Pokemon, Amazing World of Gumball, Steven Universe and of course Shovel Knight. With this kind of clientele, you can tell things are gonna get more crazy around here!

Indeed... Actually, the name is Leonidas Ironclaws, but you can call me Leo. *winks*

I'm detecting a pattern with these magic implements. This will go great next to my Machina rifle!

A fellow Shovel Knight fan I take it?

Well, I've never heard of the color urple, but thanks! Eh, what exactly is a humming pocket ibex? A tiny, ibex version of a griffin?

Er, thanks. At the risk of asking the obvious, what exactly does this do?

Wonderful! Now I can start reviving Oingo Boingo! In all seriousness, it's nice to see such a friendly community after seeing the world of Fanfiction.Net and Fimfiction. To say the least, good fanfiction's a dying breed.

And a fine hello to you too! My name's Leo; Leo Ironclaws, here to slash badfic in favor of hilarious goodfic! And don't worry, I already am reading both that and the Constitution. Rest assured, we should be able to get along just fine. *winks* And thank you for clearing that up. In the meantime, here's a little gift from me, courtesy of my master, Dyntos: The Ironclaw Slasher! This melee weapon was specially designed to increase speed in exchange for a minor decrease in power. *sips* Not bad! What kind of tea is it?

Forgive me, I'm new around here; and I was sent by one of your own. A Mr. Cupid I believe. Can't miss him, kinda looks like Pit, only drunker? Anyway, I would if I knew where to do that. And before you ask, I made an account for WebApp less than a minute ago just to be sure.

In the meantime, you can call me Leo; Leo Ironclaws! Servant of the lord Dyntos and protector of...whatever universe Uprising takes place in!