I'm just going to skip to the joke, alright? I mean, a coffee shop AU. That's silly enough as is, right?

Well, here is my train of thought while reading this:

A Coffie Shop AU? What on earth does that mean? I'm going to have Jumper look into this. If I ever write him, that is...

So, Doctor Who... Mission? Coffee break? This should be interesting.

Carrot juice? Well, I suppose some coffee shops would sell that. Their main demographic is hipsters, anyway. Coffee in a coffee shop is too mainstream, man! Though, I always thought Rose as more of a mocha person, myself. Maybe she just had a craving, that only carrots could satisfy.

Wait a minute, a carrot juice shop? I've been lied to! You will pay for this, Dawn!

Rose's... Ears started twitching? That's... Ood Odd, for a human.

Ah, there are our agents! And, it seems like we're lusting already. Well, I don't know what else you would do in a coffee carrot juice AU. I mean, how would you assassinate sues? Spill hot coffee carrot juice on them?

Rose was... Leaping out the door? Ears bouncing? Complements on her tail? What on earth...

OH! I get it! It's some weird pony AU! ((Not kidding, that was my actual thoughts. I am that hopeless, people.))

Oh, new agent team. Hmm, this seems rather normal. Oh, nope, there's the ear thing. Strange pony AU, this is. Ponies can drink coffee, though. I am fairly sure that's canon... ((somebody help me))

Well, that was interesting. Oh, author's note. "In honor of Viola, commonly known as Lolo, with much love." Oh no. Oh, Dawn, I'm so sorry...

"Lolo, of course, was my rabbit[...]" Wait, what? What does a rabbit...

Oh my god, I'm an idiot.

I truly am sorry for your loss, though. I know how special a pet can be. This was a lovely, silly tribute. Well done.