Subject: Welcome to the PPC!
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Posted on: 2013-07-13 06:49:00 UTC

Here, have this little mathom given to me by old Loray Proudfoot. He's my uncle's second cousin eight times removed on the maternal side if you count the third marriage of his neighbor's goldfish, if you follow. I'm not quite sure what it is, but it looks a bit like an Oliphaunt, and he swore it was real ivory. Got too many legs, though...

I'm baselessly assuming that you're a Tolkien fan, because I'm not in a logical mood. If you are not, I apologize for the loss of brain cells you surely just suffered through, and here's a red velvet cupcake for your newbie gift.
Welcome! :)

-- Len

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