DoSAT probably has one, tbh, and it's a canon way to kill kaiju.

Why not solve the size problem before you solve the living-Sue problem?

There are shrink rays available in many continua. I'm thinking of the "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" movie and the Helmacron shrink ray from "Animorphs", specifically, but I am sure there are others.

Seriously, though, I support portalling it to the Marianas Trench, or any other probably-deadly place. The main problem being... Well, making a Kaiju-sized portal.
There's also the "Summon Bigger Fish" option, but neuralizing Godzilla seems pretty hard.

Because it's funnier than watching a Big, Dramatic Battle.

Missions are always the most interesting when the agents are hamstrung for tech. "Oh no, the Stu is using his superpower, I'd better use my nuclear bazooka!" is silly, yes... but it's not challenging. "The only resource I have is a spork" is much more exciting to read, oddly enough.

So. Skyscraper-sized monster. You're an ordinary human. It knows you're there. You need to kill it. Get out of that if you can.

I suggest rigging up a crude electrical transformer (with a false cliffhanger when your agents say "We need a transformer!", and everyone's imagining giant robots), boosting the national grid's current to ridiculous levels, and then electrocuting him. Dread to think what you're gonna do with the body, though...

hS

There's also the DoSAT Hangar, which contains all kinds of vehicles. It could easily have a giant mechsuit.

Any means of disposing of kaiZu in general that I can think of basically amounts to "summon bigger fish."

Roll tape!

Alex Mercer: Nope, totally not plugging my fandoms. Anyway, Alex is damn near unkillable; even a nuke didn't put him down. He can consume and absorb an indefinite amount of biomass and store it for later use. As for mucking about with Prototype canon, well... who's to say it will? Alex was able to create giant monsters in Prototype 2, they had to come from somewhere.

Haloverse superweapons: Maybe the DoSAT has MACs or Covenant flagships lying around? Of course, going that far is usually DoGA's thing.

EVA: I'm not sure if you've seen it, but in Fish Custard's mission to Evangelion, they pull out an EVA unit acquired by the PPC. Precedent!

There is one more thing I thought of... but it's a sci-fi continuum of my own invention. That guy down there talking about poison? Here's your answer: a planet with an atmosphere composed primarily of arsenic, populated by insectoids that hunt kaiju-sized animals for a living. Alas, original fiction, so you couldn't justifiably use it.

Seriously though, you need to use very, very, VERY heavy weaponry to even injure one, probably stuff some other canons. Or you can always let The Big G himself deal with it, then neuralyze him.

As there is of course a looooooong tradition in classic kaiju movies of summoning more of the things to deal with the one you have. Not sure which one would be most appropriate here, or for that matter how many, nor how you would contain your "solution" once it had done its job, but that last one would certainly be a funny question for the Agents to ask after they had done it.

If that fails, the Jaegers from Pacific Rim are of course designed specifically to do your job, and while there are of course canon-contamination issues it seems like when really big things need to be killed the flowers are willing to overlook that point- I remember one mission in particular where a WH40K capital ship was brought in to glass a Mata Nui knockoff island filled to the brim with Sues.

Seriously, poisons might work. Nothing is immune to everything, and DoSAT could easily hook up some kind of delivery system. Start with ricin or botulinum. Both of these should work wonders. A fictional alternative to these would be Nova-6 from Black Ops. That last one might be considered torture, but if not, use it.

There is absolutely no reason anyone should know about Inframan unless they're a serious student of Chinese film or something, and I'm not being entirely serious with this suggestion, but it would really amuse me. He fights ridiculous Godzilla-like monsters all the time and can grow to giant size to match them, too. ^_^

Failing that, a shrink ray of some sort seems like a good solution to me. DoSAT can almost certainly hook you up.

~Neshomeh

Take it from Honey I Shrunk the Kids? It should theoretically work. Or if you want to go the Super Crazy Route what about say the Megazord from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? I mean a bunch of teenagers were able to figure out how to operate it in cannon. Or a Gundam perhaps?

Water. Basically, figure out some way to lure him to the Marianas Trench and let drowning do the rest.

Open a portal in one of the kaiju's arteries and set the other portal to space or something. Watch as the pressure differential bleeds it bone-dry in a matter of moments.



Actually, that's really gruesome. Why did I even come up with this idea?

First, small side tangent. Why does Sonic have the worst fanfics? I suppose it has to do partially with the flimsy canon it's based off of, but I have never seen any evidence of a good Sonic fic.

Anyway, kaiju. To be honest, I would be tempted to bring in the giant battle robots from Pacific Rim. It would allow for Agents to get closer through the Mind Melds, and provide a lot of humor though them trying to get the darn thing to work, and just not working. Although, I have no idea how you could slip it in to the fic reasonably. A really strong Not My Problem field? Although, that sounds like a bit of a cop-out. The best rule of thumb for PPC tech: very powerful, but can break at any minute. Nothing can make the job too easy. That's why we have disguises, no? However, in the case of a giant robot that rivals the Transformers in size... I don't know. Up to you.