Subject: Almost missed the new guy!
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Posted on: 2015-03-24 08:59:00 UTC

as for my gift... *riffles around in pockets* ah, here you are! The other half of that solid gold rolling pin!

And as for your question, we can't spork Real Person Badfic. Sorry. Or not sorry, given just how nasty that Lovecraft/Orwell story I read was. It made me who I am today.

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